What\'s your favorite bit of chicken from KFC?





( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:27, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

its all about the breast
YO. fancy the zoo or summat tomorrow?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Can't do sundays, I do a late shift on a saturday.
I think we need a repool our resources and have a SRS BZNS MEETIN next week though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)

gay.
i might do some fucking baking or something today
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

They gave me an extra fiver at work in my wages this week.
Plus one of the drivers gave me a box of duety fags (not a carton).

I think I fancy making sannywangiez for work later or something like that. I'm going to get the exact same sanywangiez guts as last time, because I can't perfect perfection.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I've 61 Lil' Green patch requests now.
Do you want them?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

yer do it
extra fiver eh. thats a whole fucking mojito and a bag of chips on the side that is.

oh man, my weekend's gone tits up :(
came back early from an all weekend piss up in slough cos my mate got the shits and sicks. i slinked off early this morning after listening to her lying next to me and chundering her guts up in a bowl for the third time.

sad times.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I'm not sure if it's some sort of test.
They're always fucking around with my wages, owed me £15 for about 3 weeks now.

I reckon the guy who counts the money might be a bit retarded, his 1337 skillz are seriously lacking. Sayin' that though', I like one of his SRS BZNS ideas, mainly because he's actually doing it, rather than like the rest of the office who just talk it. It's a sandwich shop, but he'll get all the drivers to buy off him.

Dayum gurl, just 'ave an easy one instead, a bit of chinese and a bottle of something forrin' sounding.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:01, Reply)

what a bunch of cunts
whats with the sandwich shop doodah? they'll HAVE to buy off him? what if they fancy a kebab with the meat a bit burnt or something or some eyelids and arseholes from the spanish. is he THE FIRM?

im celebrating by drinking all my vodkas and red bulls and dancing shamelessly to pussycats dolls
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)

The cab world is all hand-in-hand.
Enough drivers sort me out with drinks'n'stuff thinkin' i'll feed 'em a good job. Everyone pretends that it's because they love eachother, but it's all tit-for-tat. There is one driver who I really like, Rabbit, on my first day there he comes into the office shouting (with a heavy romainian accent) "She called me a cunt*, I can't belive it, she called me a cunt ! What a cunt ! Who does she think she is, callin' me a cunt ! Rude Cunt, I'm only a driver." Someone had to calm him down, I thought he was going to go balistic. About 30 seconds he awnsers the phone like this "Hello you old Cunt !", without a hint of irony. I was in stitches.

Yeah', anyway, they probably reckon if they buy off him, they'll get feed better jobs. I can't give out the jobs, but I can "Ooohhh, you want a nice/sexy/single/funny/respectable/whatever* driver? I'll try and get you Rabbit." if I think he'ld like the job on that night ;)

I've gone right off that Relentless stuff now, it mostly gives me a well doddgy tummy, i'm back on Red Bulls or 'V' if I can get it.

* We get all sorts of requests like that, like people phoning for their mum or some girls on a night out.


* It's prounced with a very heavy C, "Kuh-unt".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

i like a bit of "kick" from tesco
people ask for single cabbies...? fucking hell, its like another world innit, i should be in on that shit.

there's a french bloke at work and he ses it like this...coooont. you coooont. i keep trying to make him say it for lulz. roz yoo ginger coooont weeear iz ma fooookin teee?

lolol some fucking bird come running out the co-op up slough yesterday shouting EXCUSE ME YOUVE NOT PAID FOR THAT. i fucking froze. hahahaha but it weren't me! yoots innit.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Haha, we're gonna have to do a runner to Marbaya, start up a new life by opening a jacket potato shop for ex-pats.
Yup, every night I get at least one "It's late, we're a couple of ladys out on the piss, please send someone safe.", or "I need someone to pick my mum up, please send a respectable driver" and loads of "Can you send us a driver who speaks greek/turkish/polish/whatever".

Hah, I should start up a website of people from loads of different accents saying "You cunt !". That would be awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

srs bznz plan right fucking there homie
someone should be taking minutes here.

i fucking rock at this off topic lark
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I reckon you should jump up for The Queen crown.
You'ld get my vote, but only because I know it would piss you off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)

i fucking rock pauly pops
im far too mean and cunty for these shores
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Sngglewugglez?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

>:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

wot no eyelids or arseholes?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

They're in the burger.

( Maladicta, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

OH dear, i've change my mind, I can't work out how to retract my prevous vote.
This poll is RUINED now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)

No, don't worry, I've changed it back.
It's ok everybody, continue on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

When it comes out of the other end.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)

WHO'S THE CUNT VOTING FOR NOT THE BREAST

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I think someone's trollin' this poll..... >=(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)

BOI I CUT DEM YOOT

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I voted, I voted!
Now, please put the pitchfork away!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)

TOO FUCKING RIGHT YOU DID I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Hej!
How did you find a b3tans bed?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:35, Reply)

i followed the trail of kfc wrappers

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Dammit!
And there I was, thinking I was sticking it to the man with his filthy littering fines enforced by the fuzz.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I AM WATCHING YOU.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Hurrah for the Zinger Tower Burger!
/hasn't been to KFC in ages...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)

We're getting one
not 50 metres from where we live. Huzzah!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, Reply)