mictogirl has never had an ice-cream headache, nor can she whistle
is anyone else deeply disturbed by a particular aspect of their life-partner?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's the way she lives in the cellar and screams "Swallow your soul" at me every time I go in there.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:52, Reply)

I have had an ice cream headache
But I can't whistle. What's the point anyway, when you can mutter tunefully under your breath instead?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)

If you can't whistle...
What do you do when you walk down the alleys of Ashington late at night, on your own and hearing strange echoey footsteps slowly catching up with you and the heavy breathing getting closer and the smell, Oh God! The smell! WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU CAN'T WHISTLE?

*Hyperventilates and gets Teh Fear*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)

whistling is good for being much more annoying than humming
and calling dogs

also, i used to work in an environment where a particular whistle could alert a colleague much more effectively than shouting 'OI! CHRIS!' across the crowded room.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)

also, i jut noticed that if i ever have sexy thoughts about another woman, in mictogirl's presence
i tell her i love her

i am whipped
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

What about her AND another women?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

And what about me and her

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

this thing of showing how many replies have been submitted is quite annoying
when you've got people on ignore, because it ignites curiosity in me
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

You have me on ignore?
Ohmegosh, I'm GUTTED.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

OMIGOD
:(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

She says I'm too thin

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