A shit game
Last night I had 4 Marston's Pedigree & Spag bol. Today I have had 2 pints of milk, mackrel on toast and will be cooking chilli tonight.

I intend to have another 2 pints of milk and am going out to lunch where I shall consume the 'mystery component'. Using the link below, what colour do you think my evening shit will be? I predict Rich Chestnut.

www.dulux.co.uk/colours/index.jsp
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:18, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's gotta be "Mud Hut" really, hasn't it?
www.dulux.co.uk/servlet/ColourAvailabilityHandler?name=mud_hut

This is officially the new name for our toilet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

hmmm
I'm thinking a cross between Totally Cocoa and Rich Chestnut. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I'm going with Nutmeg Cluster 1
great game btw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Chocolate Fondant
Without a doubt. I reckon the milk is a red herring.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Intense Truffle
FTW.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)

For the record,
I had a diet coke followed by a roast turkey dinner. No activity as yet .... Should my bowels fail to produce the requisite length of dirty spine then it'll roll over to tomorrow.

Will it affect the hue of the poo?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 17:54, Reply)

That could make it multi coloured by keeping it in overnight.
Also POIDH.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Like a Zoom icelolly?
I agree, baking it could affect the hue of the poo but which colour will out?

Pics can be provided but I feel uneasy about posting scat and have a fear that the water will distort the true tone of the chod.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Simply
Fill the bowl with newspaper before the obligatory curling, in best provide a sample manner.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Porkylips is the winner!!!
It was closest to chocolate fondant. No pictures shall be forthcoming as I refuse to sink to the level of a German and get involved in posting scat on the internet.

Who shall start the next round?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)