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( Captain V, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Thank fuck.
Annoying little bastard.
( thealternativefact, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Cunt
Amazingly I didn't do or say anything really stupid this weekend!
( Captain V, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

LIES!
Online.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

He means
"Comparatively, I didn't do or say anything really stupid this weekend!"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

It's true!
If everybody else was too drunk to remember anything I might have said or done then clearly I didn't say or do anything stupid.
( Captain V, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

In most cases this would be true,
but in your case it's much safer to assume that you did, but no-one can remember.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I know he said something retarded
because I base all my assumptions on past behaviour.
/unforgiving
( thealternativefact, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

:(
Oh, Bristol has midgets. I saw one at the weekend =D
( Captain V, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

it wasn't a midget,
it was a child. And you were very very drunk at the time as you ran over to tell me you'd seen a midget, your face all lit up and shining with glee. And then I was disappointed.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)

There WAS a midget there
That child was not the midget I saw.
( Captain V, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)