Ok can we say
Superman Returns was very almost nearly as bad as Signs which we all know is the worst film in the history of the world.

Any defending of this film will be ignored
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

the worst film in the history of the world is actually called
The Assignment. www.imdb.com/title/tt0118647/

Signs is dire though. no argument there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I've not seen signs
I gave up M Night Shayamalamadingdong films after I realised they were all UTTERLY SHIT.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Unbreakable isn't too bad.
I enjoyed it in a strange way.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

unbreakable is fucking dreadful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Why did you watch it then?

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

*shrugs*
it was on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Strangely I agree with Vipros :p
Unbreakable was a massive pile of wank. I sat through god knows how long and they wrap up the film by little bits of text "the naughty man was put away"

"the good guy won a kitten and lived happily ever after"

SHHIIIIT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You could see the ending coming from a mile off

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

YOU'RE ALL GAY.
*runs off crying*
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

You're all wrong.
Pearl Harbour is in fact the worst film that I've ever seen.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

IMDB
Currently rates this as the worst

www.imdb.com/title/tt0060753/

The plot is apparently "Gritty neo-noir art film about escaped convict Griffin and his friends, who ran all the way to hell... with a penny, and a broken cigarette. " which sounds awesome!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

It is pretty shit
but you get to see lots of yankee dodle dandies getting shot by the japs, so it's not all bad.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I'd watch the attack scene.
But why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to tag that onto what felt like 3 hours of George Lucas-scripted romance dialogue?
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I'm not sure I've actually watched it all
I think I may have just seen the attack scene a couple of times. I thought the ending was crap too. I don't know if it's true, but it smacked of Hollywood staging to me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)