Hmm.
A Kindle or something like that with infinite memory and every book EVER- I love reading and real books, but you can get a whole library on that. Highlights include the entire back catalogue of Neil Gaiman, Steven King, H.P. Lovecraft, The Gormenghast trilogy (should keep me done for about 3 years), and Mills and Boone.

Lots and lots and LOTS of factor 50 suncream.

A piano.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Your book list deserves to be mocked.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Yup.
Only read one Steven King book, quite like it. Easy to read but quite fun. I read Titus Groan when I was 12 and it has since been the weirdest book I've read. Took bloody ages. And I love Neil Gaiman.
And you need PornLite.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Have you tried reading a book for grownups?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Do you know how old I am?
Erm. Last grownup book I read...

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Erm. The Man in The High Castle, by Phillip K. Dick?
/science fiction
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I have no idea how old you are,
I like Phillip K dick though so I will stop mocking you for the time being.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

18. So not REALLY a grown up.
Is my book choice excused now?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

No, not excused,
just explained.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Neil Gaiman is great
shut your hole
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

You're a gaiman.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Haahahaaa
Vipros is ghey.
( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

so's your face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

So it is!
I never noticed before.
( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

HAHAHA GHEY FACE!
Though this doesn't explain why all those men like spunking on it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

men like lesbians
QED
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

If you like
Lovecraft and King you might like Richard Matheson too. He wrote I am Legend and Stir of Echoes, both been made into bad films but the books are brill! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I've not read much Lovecraft yet
Hence wanting to spend eternity catching up.

LOVE "Shoggoth's Old Peculiar" though. There's a YouTube of Neil reading it, it's hilarious. Basically an American tourist ends up in Innsmouth and gets pissed wiht the locals.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Ah gotcha!
My chappy is really into Neil Gaiman, I haven't read anything by him yet, there on the list of books to read along with all the Terry Pratchett's!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

shoggoth
is really close to my name. I felt really popular for a second
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

*fears*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

A piano is my second instrument choice.
But I have absolutely no idea how to play one.

Maybe it'd be better than a guitar, in that you could weather-proof it.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I find piano harder and easier than guitar
On the one hand, you press a note on piano and BING. You leave tuning to professionals.

On the other hand, the nightmare of two hands moving independently of each other. Seriously. I'm a spaz at rhythm.
EDIT: I know the guitar does that, but I can't explain how I find it different. Maybe both hands are producing notes and you can play a lot more than about 10 notes maximum per movement thingy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)

With a guitar,
You're working both hands together to get one note/chord.
With a piano you could have a fuck-load more going on at once, I guess.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I used to play guitar.
I don't like how you can produce the same note multiple times in different positions (e.g. open string = string above on 5th fret). It confuses me.

Piano is lully when you get it right though. Occasionally you click and it's great.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

not necessarily
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I can't play piano.
I can just about play guitar.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I can't play piano either
wish I could. should learn really as I have one in my kitchen
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)