This is funny
because there's no way you could be bothered to attempt to escape.
( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I disagree, he'd be really keen on the first day
and then he'd get bored and make a papier mache cat instead.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Absolutely.
And concealed within the papier mache cat, before I send it floating across the ocean, a note crudely scrawled in my own faeces pleading for rescue.

Dammit, should have brought a pen.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I think Wookiee
would make little models of us all and a paper maiche crown for himself and pretend he was the king of B3tan.

Hopefully he would squash Mini Al first
*places bet*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I can't believe he hasn't done this already.

( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

What did you think had happened to Bert?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

You melted him down for glue?
Good call
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Papier mache is not substitute for the real thing

( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

But it would almost certainly be vastly less annoying.
Even factoring in how fiddly making the whiskers would be.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

:(
I wonder what a gnomecat would look like? Probably a bit too much like puss in boots for my liking.
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Have you not encountered a mirror lately?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

They always break

( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

At least you can see yourself.
Kaol can't :(
( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I know.
I had to hire a look-alike, so I can dress him up in my clothes to make sure I look awesome when I wear them.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

So that's why you have that
mini version of you.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Well, it was cheaper to get a small version.

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Takes wanking to a whole new level.

( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)