This is terrible internet bullying!
I was talking about the map that I drew you :(


( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fuckin' hell,
that's a cartographic masterpiece!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)

And he still moaned about it.
He's so lame.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)

He is appallingly bad at navigation.
And he doesn't believe me when I tell him the correct way, even when I am holding the map and a phone with GPS on it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

He's got no excuse with that map.
I even used different fonts so he didn't get confused.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Kaol is equally as crap.

( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I'm actually a very good navigator
And a good driver. The problem is when I try to do both at the same time...
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

The problem is that you do try to do both at the same time.
It's a trust thing, isn't it. You just don't trust me!
*runs off crying*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I read that as "thrust".
FFS.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)

The bit near the cinema is a diagram of your penis at 1:1 scale
You just labeled the other blocks of colour on the diagram as really big buildings like cinema to make your manhood, if you can call it that, look less pathetic.
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)

How do you explain the people then?
You and your family?
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

stray pubes

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Another trick to try and obfuscate the true scale

( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

OH BOY ! ARE WE GOING TO SEE A PICTURE SHOW?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I hope you don't mind, but I work on fridays, saturdays and sundays.
I think a wensday will be best, because we can do Orange Wensdays. I like Butterkiss, but can't eat a whole bag, can we share?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)

They do something at Pizza Express now too.
We should so do that. Oh man, I can't wait !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I've got to see my aunty this wed, can she come?
It'll be her and her best friend, Shiela, Shiela doesn't like movies that have too many flashing lights, she gets headaches. She wasn't to sure about meeting people off the internet, but I convinced her you lot were cool.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:12, Reply)