That I can do
Plus I've always been pretty good with parents. I first met one of my ex's Dad's when I was in her bed post fuck and him and I got on brilliantly =D
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My father is Catholic
and as such, very hung up about sex. It is best if you never refer to the fact that you're banging his precious eldest daughter, even if she is a dirty whore.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

You should get V a T-Shirt
with the slogan "I'm hotter than your daughters VAG!"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

^this

( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I'm surprised you don't already have this on a t-shirt.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)