You should start off with the joke about how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman.
That'll go down brilliantly.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:55, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Or how I used to eat chocolate after sex
But since I started screwing his daughter I prefer to eat potatoes and refuse to let her have any.
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

*emigrates*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Or shake hands with him
and then go, "hey, smell my fingers, CHCB got a bit horny in the car on the way over, oh don't worry, I didn't cut myself, she's just come on, she gets super horny when she's on"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I can see why you have more success fucking bikes.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)