Yeah well, this week alone I've seen
Brian Adams, Celine Dion and that mountie from Due South.
( wanderlust, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:09, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

OMG!
All the stories about Canadia are true!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I hope you slept with the mountie
If you don't sleep with a mountie before you return home I will never talk to you again. EVER.
( Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I haven't seen a single one yet.
I think they know I'm here so they're hiding.
*sads*
( wanderlust, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:12, Reply)

:(
They know how quickly you'd have their clothes off and probably don't want to risk being naked in close proximity to their horse or maybe they prefer sex with horses.
( Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:15, Reply)

It's always nice to know that I'm less sexually appealing than a horse.
Those mounties don't know what they're missing! I can gallop with the best of them.
( wanderlust, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:19, Reply)

that's the plotline for 'Terrible Horse Porn VI: The mountie gets mounted'

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Awww
mannnn, now I have the theme tune to Due South in my head! Gar!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:12, Reply)

And you
didn't have a gun?

Damn you woman.

(only for the first two, i liked Due South)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:14, Reply)