If I say
I haven't missed another faceless bore posting their inane dribble on the internet will you go mental and post something amusing?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Doubt it
Probably not - I range from angry ranting to mildly amusing.

What I may do, however, is try to find a high powered rifle, head to the water tower outside my office, start a fire (somehow) in the main building and start shooting when people come out - Death by fire or death bu gun - it's a toughie - Non?
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I would have been nice
but you said "I've been quite" And that annoyed me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Feck
So I did

**goes off to correct it**

I hate bad grammar - especially when it's mine!
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:33, Reply)

You need to spend more time with me and/or Kaol
You might want to throw yourself out of a helicopter flying over a shark near a bridge but you'd never be bored.
( Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Sky diving then
There's a sky diving outfit just near me (about a mile away) - If i had the money, I'd get my certification....

I'd love to see how close to the ground I could get before I **had** to deploy my 'chute.....

**laughs manically**
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Well, I guess the last thing that'd
Go through your mind as you hit the ground would be your feet.
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

What if you landed on your back?

( Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

*shrugs*
Why don't you find out and then tell me?
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Reverse charge
Will you accept a reverse charge from hell?
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Possibly
But I am unhinged enough to seriously wonder what that would be like...
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Crunchy and meaty, I'd imagine.
Like a raw pork-chop smoothie with the bones still in.
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Ooo, tasty
.
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Sounds like we've got another Mcdonalds fan here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Um
No, not sure they use meat - More they use "meat"
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I can't think of anything
That I'd rather have sliding down my throat.
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I'm concerned.
You're not planning trips to the south pole and marrying everyone are you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)

No, no
Only the penguins
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)