and so...
Good evening to you Mal-my-dear, raggedy-dude, scarpoe, Noely Noely and Kristine.

how are we all?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:14, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good evening.
I have just finished packing for the weekend and am contemplating what to make for dinner...
( Maladicta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Maybe you were right, Cumbrian badger stalwart.
Maybe "never again" was a bit too sweeping.

Evenin'.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)

avast!
what spies i lurking there?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Captain TD
Of the grim ship Disappointed - moping about the high seas of HSH for the first time in ages.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Ahoy good ship TD
It's been a long time since you were seen in these waters. Let us fire the cannons and dance something sailorish.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Hello sailor :)

( Maladicta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

i was pointing over there, at the bushes!
but hello anyway.
how's it hanging, dude?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Sorry mate, I'm a bit cross eyed
Knackered. But not too bad on the whole. On a scale of 1-10, quite good.

Yersel'?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)

see below, was just telling Kristine...
been a bit of a smelly day!
and this evening beckjsbx called me gay.
which made me laugh...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Ah, so she did...
Well that's a bit off, isn't it?

You ought not to be calling people names, young lady. It's not the best way to make friends.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Friendship:
she's doing it wrong.
( Maladicta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

well that's becky all over, ain't it?
the girl can't help it.
but seriously, do you guys think i'm gay?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

probably

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being maybe a bit gay...
and 10 being so gay as to be incalculably gay?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

I've just read your profile.
Are you a professional chef?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

was once upon a time, long long ago...
now i do it for the love of it. a true Amateur, from the french don't ya know.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

if it's a hobby I'm giving you a solid 4.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

No gaying along B69
He can plumb. I can do a fair bit of DIY but plumbing is a dark and mysterious art to me.

Fitting a pipe to another pipe I can do.

Attaching a pipe to another pipe 10 feet away is beyond my capabilities.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

no gaying? yet he's good with pipes?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

i'm very good with my hands!
but i only get a 4?
grrrrrrrrr!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:30, Reply)

gosh sorry I didn't realise you wanted to be flaming gay
Have an 8.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)

why thank you deary...
that's much better!
*pouts*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I think it's very likely
given that Becky never actually said that you, personally, were gay. This is great internetting.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

no, she only referred to the thread as the gay shift.
and i posted maybe 50% of the last hour's content.
so...maybe i 'm allowed, for the sake of comedy, to infer...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

and yeah, i'm fair enjoying this!
it's a hoot!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

'Ning!
Welcome to fluffeh tiem!
( Maladicta, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Evening
The cool lightning has stopped but at least it has taken the humidity away for a bit.
(ragged, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)

SUPREME
BEST DAY EVAH

how the fuck are you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:21, Reply)

achey and a bit tired, hot working today, cleaned the van after some retarded gonk spilled skank in it...
i mean, in this heat? it was humming!
but we took the opportunity to give it a reet grand clean, front and back, in and out, top to bottom etc...
jeyes fluid and pine disinfectant!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)

what was the heat there?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

hot, damned hot.
and sweaty.
and sooooooooo stinky.
bleh.
dunno, maybe only 22/23 but we were generating rather a lot of heat, me and daz...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:03, Reply)

you spack
it's fucking 32 here
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

i'm built for cooler, northerly climes. edit: you'd freeze here!
the further south i go, the more g&t i need to drink in the shade...
and i guess i'm about 20kg heavier than i want to be :-(
gonna scrounge some kit to set up a wee gym down at that unit of mine. i'm always there at the end of the day, what better time than that to kick the chuff out of a huge bag? grr.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

they say boxing is a great sport for getting fit
I'm thinking about it...thinking really hard
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

i work really hard but that's slow, strenuous work.
a big punch-bag, about 5feet tall, full of sand would be the cardio-vascular workout i need. that is, on top of the weekly evening walks i go on with my mate the plasterer. northern fells of the lake district mainly, building up to bigger stuff in time!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Misapprehension!
UK heat is totally different to most US heat.

UK heat is like Northern Florida/Southern Georgia in the summer.

Even though the temperature isn't numerically high it WEIGHS A TON. It settles on your neck and shoulders and pushes you into the ground.

I was strolling around Alberquerque last year in 38 quite comfortably because it's dry.

I'm making assumptions - where are you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I live in virginia, it can get very humid or very dry here
and really, comfortable in 38?
your brain must be foggy, thats obscene
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)

nah Kristine, TD speaks only truths, i personally vouch for his character.
it's the humidity, or should that be dampness that's the killer here. all that water on top of you.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

if you're not wearing scuba gear get out of the ocean

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Yes, not a problem.
It's semi-arid - there's very little humidity and I'm a very hardy little chap.

Virginia is roll-through country to me. I've spent a day and night in Ashland, a few hours in Newport News and that's about it.

Spent far more time in the seccestional child, West Virginia.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I'd tell you to have a longer visit but I've no idea where you would go
let's be honest here, Virginia is boring
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)

I drew that conclusion myself!
My Ashland time was OK until the sun went down and everyone went to sleep.

I spent an hour trying to find a bar - any bar - in Newport News.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

LAME
they've closed all the bars around here, we go to west virginia now, the most hopping place is T.G.I. Fridays.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Oh Dear.
TGI Fridays is the preferred haunt of the immediately post-pubescent around here. I expect you'd find some daytime O/T contributors in there, with notes from their mums...

Some of us must get up in 6 hours for work so - bedtime.

Night, folks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

nitey nite
dude
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)