Look everyone it's a bbc news link
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8153140.stm

It's about a woman who was too pretty to be a prison officer, there's a picture as well.

What are you lot too pretty for?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:57, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Prison

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

fair enough,
now please rate the woman in the articles attractiveness out of 10.
I'd say a low 8.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

I would agree with your rating
and suggest that she has something of the look of Natalie Portman about her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

She's alright I s'pose....
...but she's twenty two and evidently a bit of a wet blanket.

Nothing to see here.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

*cough*
27
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

It said 22 in the Metro this morning

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

bbc link says
27, I feel like we need a third source! *looks*

Ok I'm going to say the BBC has got it wrong. So I retract my cough. I wanted her to be 27 as that makes her even more of an arrogant twat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Don't get me wrong...
...if I was in jail (and single) I would. Anything would be better than being bummed.

But if I weren't in jail (and single) I wouldn't cross the street for her.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Knocks her down
to a high 7 really. Boo to wet blankets.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Too pretty to die.

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Too pretty
for people to have sex with me, ironic but true.

Their egos just can't take it.

Honest
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Hey man.
You were awesome in The Goonies.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Thanks
Did you know that the fat kid from that is no longer fat?

There's hope for us all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

My shirt, my shirt, it hurts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Too pretty to be sat behind a desk
My handsome, rugged manly features should be on public display for the ladies (and maybe the gayers) to admire.

My picture did appear in 'Bliss - for teenage girls' back in '96 but that was about as far as modelling career ever got :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Airfix?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

eh?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:12, Reply)

modelling

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Airfix are models.
You said about modelling.
It was a joke.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Oh, right!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Ah! I get it now
I never had Airfix when I was a nipper, although I did once use some glue to put He-Mans arm back on.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

hang on
why are you saying oh right?

you made the joke

*is confused*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Yeah, this.

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Merely to confuse.
Score!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Life on the streets

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

It seems I'm too pretty for dating websites.
No-one contacts me as they are put off by my glamour.

I now know what Cindy Crawford must have been through when dating.

It's a cross we have to bear.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Oh c'mon, you must have been winked at?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Ok.
One wanted to be friends.

Two were completetly unsuitable and munters.

One hungarian who wanted kinky sex.

A guy from Brussels who doesn't like peircings.

One 64 year old American guy who insulted me.

One man who seemed ok but looked mean and humourless.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

So when you said no one contacts me,
you meant 7 people contacted you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Seven people who are all unsuitable in 3 weeks on a website with thousands of men on.
I am definitely too beautiful.

It's the only reason I can think of.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Perhaps the guy who wanted to be friends wanted to be more than friends?
You have to start somewhere. Do you join a dating website to make friends?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

No, he definitely only wants to be chat buddies.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

What a waster

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

The American said I should pluck my eyebrows and get hair extensions WTF!
And change my profile name to something more girly.

I blocked him before I lost my rag completely and cunted him in the fuck.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

should have called him a cunt
that never fails to shock americans
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

What a complete arse
I'm sure I have all this to come when I get round to internet dating.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Just don't be a prick and only look for women younger than you are.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I'm too sexy
for this song.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

3/10
:p
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)