I saw the gynae yesterday too
and she told me my cervix was "fabulous" and said I could quote her on that, which was nice as I'd been told they might do a biopsy. But instead I have a gay cervix.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's made of glitter?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

aye,
with a feather boa and some nice soft furnishings.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Disco balls too...
...on string?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Glitter?
Wrong hole.
( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

you're a wrong 'un!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Proudly so.

( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I've still not forgotten
Would you accept payment in marshmallows?
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Nope.
But I'll have those in addition.
( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

No problem
I've got approximately 3kg of unneeded marshmallows.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Joy!

( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)