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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pointless things you do to amuse yourself
I've just changed Kaol's name to "Dracula" on Gtalk.

It's made me laugh far too much
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:02, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I've just blocked TGB on Gtalk.
It's made me laugh far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)
Good
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:04, Reply)
Good.
Actually, I just signed into a different email account to send a message to the guy who wrote that article about penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Complaining that
they aren't fluffy? You need help
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)
Yeah.
Complaining ANGRILY.

Help would be nice. You wanna proof-read it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)
I will
you can't trust that idiot

also, I do a fine line in righteous indignation
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)
No.
You didn't even use full stops in that.
No dice.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)
I rarely bother with full stops on the internet if I'm writing stuff like that.
also, unlike TGB I can spell AND use correct grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)
You emboldened that last full stop?
NICE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)
Wasn't sure if you'd notice :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)
I'm the KING OF THE INTERNET.
I notice everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)
You missed the second
comma after TGB.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
A comma in a situation like that is optional.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)
yay
proof reading.

Fuck off Vipros.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)
I just realised that
"You need help" wasn't meant as a kind offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Yes it was
I get excited about proof reading. Especially rage filled penis smashing emails
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Good luck proof-reading something
created by the mashing of a penis on a keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)
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j;as rkjgt ;['adfk
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)
What?
Not Spakula?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)
*guffaws*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)
It's been changed

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)
I know
and I will express my love for you tomorrow.

In a physical way.

With line breaks.

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Stylistic question:
Angry retard or over-the-top science?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
Angry retard.
Stick with what you know.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)
:(
I'm GLAD that I'm not seeing you tomorrow.
I'll be sitting at home, laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:20, Reply)
I'm glad that wanking brings you so much pleasure.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)
I can't wank at the moment,
I damaged my hand last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Were you out with V?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)
No.
I was using an arc-welder.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
That's his new pet name for me
It's because he finds me electrifying and I'm so hawt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is not true.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)
Why are you ashamed of our love?
It's wonderful, something special, something we should be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)
You didn't come to the cinema on Tuesday.
You're dead to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Do you make V
wear a horse tail butt plug
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:30, Reply)
I make him wear one, yeah.
And pull my wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:32, Reply)
you call it your "wagon" now?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)
I knew it!

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:58, Reply)

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