Don't get me wrong
It's a good thing that you are making sure you don't breed, but surely anti-baby pills are a bit redundant in your case?
On the off-chance you find someone with a massive enough schlong to fill it up, you'd have to hope that poor bastard wanted to put it anywhere near you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

...
Bit harsh.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)

He's only pissed off because a girl beat him at being smug.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I wasn't sure about it as I was writing it
you are probably right

*profers more apologies, also useful to spite Kaol*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I am right.
This is kinda spiteful.
Don't delete it though, or you've got less balls than Edmund.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I only delete things that make me look like a complete idiot
and then not if someone has replied :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

That's a fuck-load of deleting.

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

not really
people usually reply before I get a chance
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Hah!

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Yeah
I've been making some calls to those men who inject silicone into their dicks so they are football shaped.

Oh if you're apologising I'll pretend to give a shit about anything you say.

You're so mean. On the internet.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm fairly pleased that I've never heard of this before
sounds pretty odd.

*looks at Al*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah I need to stop watching
those fucked up channel 4 documentaries.

It was a penis are literally as big as a football thus rendering it totally useless and imparing the guys ability to walk quite a lot. And find jeans that fit.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

are we talking soccer or american football?
as if the distinction matters that much.

some people are truly fucked in the head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)

soccer
They also had people that hung weights off their dicks and had weird 3 foot long thin flat dicks they rolled up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not sure which I find weirder
it doesn't bear thinking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)