How the fuck does me calling Al a gay confirm me as a 'meat puppet'
Ask a mod or something, you'll look like a fucking plonker when they tell you this is a unique account.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hahah
*points at DiT*

You utter plonker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

This is really superb flouncing here
have you spent a lot of time practising in front of a mirror?

Also, how old are you? You should probably know that referring to someone as gay isn't actually an insult. Unless you're horrifically bigoted. Are you extremely bigoted? You are white, so I'm assuming you've got loads of black friends and stuff right?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I was taking my cue from you actually
filthy bumsexing homos with AIDS? and all that.

Sorry that I misjudged your comment as jest, you sickening bigot.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Errrrm, I hate to get all primary school
but you did start this by referring to DiT as my boyfriend.

Now, to turn the focus back on you, since you clearly don't want it there, do you have a problem with gay people?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I have no problem whatsoever with gay people, male, female or otherwise.
Do you have a problem with gay people?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Otherwise?
I've been missing something all these years...
Please elaborate.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Transgendered people.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I have a problem with gay people.
They keep stealing my soft furnishings.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Ask a mod?
What am I, 5? I've no need to run to the teacher. Not many noobs would be like this after 3 days of being a member. So, either you're a meat puppet, or a spectacularly smug know-it-all who would be so much better employed if people only listened to him.

At least, that's what I think it's like in your head, anyway.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

You braindead spaz
I've been on b3ta for 6 years, I've had stuff in the newsletter.
I used to have an account donkey's years ago, but I've never really posted.

I've been taking it quite easy but the stupid comments about something I happen to know a thing or two about just got me a little worked up.

Someone was WRONG ON THE INTERNET!.

Besdies we all know that insults and silliness are standard on b3ta.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

There are insults
and there's just being crap. We all like a good insult here, but really, "braindead spaz" now you've got a problem with disabled people as well as homosexuals.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Shit...
if this cunt gets any more bigoted, you'll think he's me.
:(
( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Only this disabled person
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=60673
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

every fibre of my body
wanted that to be a link to Mong in a Dodgem
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Aww
I feel your disappointment. Makes a change from you jiggling my boobs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)

You love the boob jiggling

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I know
I quite like watching fights from a safe distance too.
*popcorn*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I miss him.
*cries*
( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I think we all do

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I'd like to apologise for deleting the previous thread
but I don't really think there is any need for posting pictures of me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Links?

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Sorry dear...are you lost?
Here you are...
( thealternativefact, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)

"Besdies we all know that insults and silliness are standard on b3ta."
yeah, but it's the difference between calling your mate a fucking cock and calling a complete stranger a fucking cock, you fucking cock. Heh, see what I did there?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Wow, I see what you mean.
you micro-penised cockmine.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

my cock is massive.
FACT.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

^this is true
we've all seen it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I has a question.
Is there a kind of horse porn that isn't terrible?
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

that looks an awful lot like back-pedaling to me
you started out by telling Al he had no fucking idea what he was talking about, and went on in a manner redolent of far too much online seriousness, and yet now you are saying that it's in the spirit of b3ta?

makes you look like an arse I'm afraid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Oh wow, you've had stuff in the newsletter.
So have I. So what? You've been here 6 years? So what? Calling me a brain-dead spaz is a little bit weak, just because I thought you were a meat puppet.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I think its fair enough to mock your brain
if everything you have claimed as a fact about me has been consistently wrong ;)
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Again with the innapropriate smileys
you really do come across in a very similar style to our favourite antipodean waitress.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Who?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

What?
The ONE thing that I suspected is wrong about you? That's hardly spazzy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Oh if we have had stuff in the newsletter
we are allowed to be opinionated cunts? Awesome

Kaol is going to have a gold plated pass to being a cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

as if we could stop him anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

HAhahaha!

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)