Ooh someone's feeling frisky!
Quick, Spak, top up her Martini while she's not looking. Then put a bit of Demis Roussos on. Unless you have a beard. In which case, "Kristine, RUN!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have no beard
but I used to have a goatee until a month ago.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

lets be honest here
fresh shave is the best...about twelve hours later
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm stubble
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Yes. This.
Stubble. Want. Have lost ability to make coherent sentences.
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Some stubble disagrees with me
I get a comedy red nose and chin. Other stubble suits me just fine. Wonder if it's simply a case of different textures, or if it's something cosmic or pheremone-related...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)

no good
you only want a light caress, not rub it like a cat in heat

I know, it's hard to control ones self
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Stubble rash is bloody awful.
I had it so badly once he exfoliated my lip. Oww.
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)

:(
I gave a guy a blood blister once from biting whilst kissing :((
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Ouch!
The fact he'd also given me a huge lovebite on my neck had me in a thick woolly scarf for days...
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:36, Reply)

uuuuuughhhhhh yuck
I used to take pride in marks but I don't like them at all now, that's....trife
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

This was when I was 19 or so
Nasty; and I panicked that it wouldn't vanish before my parents came to see me...
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:42, Reply)

I was 24 :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I always used to forget to brush my hair properly after spending the night with my then-boyfriend
and go to classes with hair like Russell Brand :(
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:45, Reply)

he's got such lovely wavey hair, though
I assume you mean the teased bit in the back?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Yep :) he does indeed *would*
Used to wonder why people looked at me funny...
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)

yyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh
he's hotter than a biscuit
*want to touch the hiiiiineeeeey*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Huzzah! It's not just me!
I imagine there's quite a queue though... woe.
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Which queue are you on about?
The one to give his smug self-satisfied mug a good solid cunt in the fuck?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:21, Reply)

something a bit softer than that I presume

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Not entirely.
I like you over 9000 times more than him anyway.
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Sometimes you wake up and realised you kissed too much
And you go to your parents' house and your dad says "What IS the matter with your face?" and you say "Oh, I've got rosacea, remember?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Swollen lips are harder to conceal.
The same guy who gave me the rash also left me looking like Angelina Jolie...
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)

hahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

I misread that as "goatse"
Hi spak!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Greetings miss ( . )( . ) ... or should I now say, mrs. ( . )( . )
Alas, I don't have one of those chins that looks like a set of buttocks, so it's just a goatee.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Evening sweary one!
How are things?
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)