The Goat was more interesting
and his opinions were more carefully thought out and reasoned.

and Wormulus was liked in spite of himself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Wormulus had a lovely smile
and a surprisingly firm handshake for one so slender of build.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

two solid indicators of a decent character
whereas our trolling friend here almost certainly has an incredibly weak chin and the flaws that are associated with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Wormulus had a chin like an Ice-Breaker.
I'd swim behind him through the Arctic Seas any day.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Who are you, have I met you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I don't know
How big are your tits?
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

She's got massive tits
and a tight vadge
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Probably not then
I've only met skanky women on b3ta.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Oh you're a guy
*no longer cares*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

He's my biggest fan.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Unlikely
Your mum is probably your biggest fan, and thats only because you popped out of here cavernous vagina so she feels obliged to like you.

In reality she probably spends everday wishing she'd put you in a bucket.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Your mother doesn't need to wish she'd put you in a bucket
you came out of one.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

No I didn't
I was found in a cabbage patch.

Either way, that was a shit retort. Please try harder.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Touche
Truly a master in the art of verbal sparring
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Rather than pushing him out of it?

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Are you implying that TGB is his mum?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I might be
But neither of us would ever admit to it :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)