You know who we haven't seen much of recently?
That lovely Wormulus chap. His accounts been deleted. Which is sad, as there won't be anymore cock tuesdays.

edit - quick grammar question. If you use the phrase "It's Dave's birthday" is it "It's" or should it be "its"?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:30, 69 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

He did a second, quieter flounce a few weeks back.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Link?

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

here
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/79852/1247823319/kaol.gif
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Hahaha!
Not the link I was after, but thanks all the same.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

That's uncanny.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Jesus


You freaks all look the fucking same.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

That's amazing
Noel looks like quite a lot like a much thinner version of Baldmonkey.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I can't take anything you say seriously
given that you have to ask the internet how to write.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I can't take anything you say seriously
because it's the internet.

And you have a cup face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

people that live in glass houses...

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Grow the finest tomatoes,
Fertilized with their own dung.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

should buy net curtains
and utilise clean coal technology
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

are increasingly common
given the modernist trends in architecture.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

May get overly warm in hot weather
so should therefore make sure the structure has adequate ventilation.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

That's uncanny.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

it's
(Was that a trick question?)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

No
microsoft is telling me it should be "its" but I think microsoft is wrong. But i wanted to check.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

She's wrong
Possessive pronouns don't have an apostrophe.

I'm a colossal mong and misread the sentence =/
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

you cock.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

your cock

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

indeed.
And mighty fine it is too.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

He's still here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

As a beautiful memory?
Or as a heavily trolling new account?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

it's not wormulus I've already asked

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Because the first thing
I would do, were I to have a second account, would be to admit that to the first person who asked.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I didn't ask the account,
I asked worm.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

But would he tell you the truth?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

He can't handle the truth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

He wears stack soled shoes too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

who knows,
he used to tell me about his other accounts though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I think it might be baldmonkey.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Really?
I've only ever seen Baldmonkey type in caps and call people cunts.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

An awful penis is a bit like a cunt

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

What, it goes inwards?

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Mine does

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

He's very good at the ms paint on a photo things.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

"very good"
Is relative, right?
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

there's a certain genius to some of his stuff
www.b3ta.com/board/8075617
www.b3ta.com/board/6755992
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
Agreed, that's great.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

All the links are broken
like tears in the rain.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:42, Reply)

surely he wouldn't do such a thing
it's definitely the fond memory option
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

You're talking about me like I'm not here
It's really fucking rude.

Let's recap:
I'm a meat puppet
Then I'm the Goat
Now I'm Wormulus
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

What on earth makes you think I'm talking about you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Who were you talking about?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Someone interesting.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Not a troll.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Did you even read Al's post
you cockbrained divy div.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

What?
Of course I didn't. I don't read anything on here.
I just reply with random statements based on probability.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

That explains a lot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Stop talking about me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

The Goat was more interesting
and his opinions were more carefully thought out and reasoned.

and Wormulus was liked in spite of himself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Wormulus had a lovely smile
and a surprisingly firm handshake for one so slender of build.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

two solid indicators of a decent character
whereas our trolling friend here almost certainly has an incredibly weak chin and the flaws that are associated with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Wormulus had a chin like an Ice-Breaker.
I'd swim behind him through the Arctic Seas any day.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Who are you, have I met you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I don't know
How big are your tits?
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

She's got massive tits
and a tight vadge
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Probably not then
I've only met skanky women on b3ta.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Oh you're a guy
*no longer cares*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

He's my biggest fan.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Unlikely
Your mum is probably your biggest fan, and thats only because you popped out of here cavernous vagina so she feels obliged to like you.

In reality she probably spends everday wishing she'd put you in a bucket.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Your mother doesn't need to wish she'd put you in a bucket
you came out of one.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

No I didn't
I was found in a cabbage patch.

Either way, that was a shit retort. Please try harder.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Touche
Truly a master in the art of verbal sparring
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Rather than pushing him out of it?

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Are you implying that TGB is his mum?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I might be
But neither of us would ever admit to it :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

it's
as in "it is"
duhh
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I'm amazed he hasn't deleted me from facebook again like he usually does when he flounces.
And he's even added some people back which is nice :) He'll be reet, just this isn't a good place for him at the moment.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)