Aaaaah
Wormulus has sent me a lovely gaz bragging about how easy I was to troll.

So, bragging about how good an internet troll you are, surely this is on a par with bragging about how many used tampons you stuck to your face that time you decided to crawl through a sewer?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:53, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're kinda proving his point.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Not really
I'm saying deliberately trolling and getting that excited about it that you have to send personal messages is a bit sad, especially coming from someone who is training to be barrister.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

it started out pretty good, I'd rate it fairly high on the troll scale
but it tailed off pretty fast, and ended up a bit lame.

the pictures were a nice touch though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Thank you

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)

There's no mongier mong in a dodgem than Al.

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

You sure
he didn't mean "banister"
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

11
and a goldfish.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

The internet
serious stuff
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Bragging about trolling
Is like including number of kiddies fiddled with on your daycare supervisor application.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

yes, saying mean things on the internet should be compared to child abuse.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Everything should be compared to child abuse
Paedo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

He did the same thing when he posted my standup video
Somehow "Sorry, but I just had to" doesn't really cut it with me as an excuse, although some here would probably consider it a public service.

Seb, you're lovely in real life but I have no bloody idea why you're acting the cunt at the moment.

It really doesn't suit you. So much for being one of the reasonable members of the site.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I wanted to try being an anonymous troll.
It's just a forum.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)

how did you find it?
on a serious note. give us a post match analysis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I've done this before, and it's a lot of fun- for a while, and then you get bored.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)

You mean this isn't your troll account?
This is really you?
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Y'see the thing is
If I join up and use exactly the same posting style, it always gets a much better reception. So my name is the thing that's against me.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I was suprised you didn't reply.
I just wanted you to know it wasn't personal.
I picked you becuase I've met you in real life and figured you'd understand why I might want a new account.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

what about me huh?
not met me in real life

*flounces*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Yeh,
but your reactions are pretty funny too, you bearded twat.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)

good funny?
or "I think you're a tosser" funny?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)

'You've got a funny accent' funny.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)

The tosser one.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

*spanks Kaol. Hard*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

as in "you have a funny beard"

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I was suprised by how quickly everyone fingered me as Wormulus to be honest.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'm suprised it took so long,
I had to do some diversionary tactics.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

bah
your testimony was my main reason for thinking it wasn't Wormulus. Well played.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Because your posting style, much like mine, stands out a mile off.
That and "Posh girl" I know for a fact is one of yours as well, considering you once told me you come from bloody Halifax- which is north of the M62 after all.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Jim, you really are a retard.
I'm going to list all the accounts I'v ever had so there can be no confusion

Hermione/Cock Tuesday
\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S
INTERNETLAWYERMAN

this one
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
YOU were INTERNETLAWYERMAN?
I'd never have guessed.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Wait- police dog isn't yours?
Crying shame.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Police Dog is Donkey Gums
you pillock
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Jesus, Piston,
surely you knew that?
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Hang on
so there isn't an actual dog that posts on b3ta?

I'm gutted.

And I owe Kaol five pounds now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Give it to him in lard.

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

YES!
Never bet about animals against a Zoologist.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Zoologist?
YOU ARE NOT A ZOOLOGIST.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

YES I AM!
:(
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)

one thing that No3L picked up
somehow was that you consistantly spell response wrong (responce)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I never noticed that.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

not sure he said it outside a gaz
not that we were talking about you. oh no.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

It's all about the details.
I'm like a shit Jonathan Creek.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

No, you were good at being rude under your normal account
you were much funnier that way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)

but someone created a website about me
with links to all the offensive things I've posted.
It could have cost me my future.

I'll have to shut this account down now as well.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Don't go again.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Here is the dilemma
it's funny when I do it as Wormulus, beucase you all know me

It's not funny when I do it anonymously

I have to remain anonymous.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Oh.
But can you just find a new user name that isn't crap and be him but still be you?
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)

You mean like
Sir Knight Grey of Northumberland?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

No, that one was rubbish.
Too long.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I think you need a new face

(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 1:49, Reply)

Sulu Morw?

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Slugulus?

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

hmm, that sort of thing isn't really on
what kind of swine would do such a thing?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

You got a link to it?

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

He very kindly removed it.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

That was good of him.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

It was a lot of stuff along the lines of "scarf-wearing cockhound"
With occasional references to paedophilia.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I refuse to let this happen!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Tights versus Scarves!

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Or Tights *and* Scarves
Double Threat Match.

PS I don't think I'll be able to make it tonight...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Oh Tightly :(

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)