CRICKET

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:00, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BALLS

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

BATS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Sod off Wormulus.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

What's up with you today?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

He's in a bad mood with his bank.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Dunno, stressed.
Had a right idiot to deal with earlier today. Not the bloke who is currently sat looking over my shoulder, commenting on what I type.

Hi Ted!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

This post is fucking hilarious.

( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)

You should do some fucking work then shouldn't you?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I would, but it's oddly quiet for a Monday
/Awaits deluge of emails.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Duckworth-Lewis method

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Another two down!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I feel bad
about the cricket as I might have possibly stopped DIT watching it on Sunday by moaning about it! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
And he's not even married yet!
You go girl.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Aww
I do feel bad about it though. I think it was around 4.00ish and I said I was bored and didn't want to watch anymore 'shitty long sports' or something along those lines. I just can't deal with looooooong drawn out stuff... I like Twenty-20 cricket, football, Rugby, Superbikes and Moto GP, fast stuff that can hold my attention span!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I'm the same.
Even Italian football annoys me because it's not as quick as the English game.
I like F1, football, ice-hockey and tennis.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Ah see, I'm not the only one...
Anything where there is speed, shouting and bashing keeps me entertained. I now understand why I was so violent at hockey, no one should have ever given me a stick! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Oh yes, hockey at school...
with the PE teacher shouting, 'Clendrix, we do not raise our sticks above waist height.'
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Hahahaha
I got that too... my audible response was usually 'yes miss' but uttered under my breath was usually the word 'bollocks'.

We played against boys, they didn't understand the concept of 'don't twat the ball at peoples heads', you had to play dirty! Mwah ha haaaa!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)

If you were a guy
that would have been an awesome quote
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Italian football sucks balls
Loving your other sporting choises too!

I know a couple of Italian guys who are adament that the Italian way is far superior and get really excited when a team has been passing the ball around the defence for 20 minutes... "look at the way the keep the ball, see this is a more sophisticated football" Balls to that! Give me fast and furious anytime (ooh matron)
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I much prefer the
'Shit, it's the ball - hoof it away!' approach. More fun and less poncing around.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Yeah, thanks for that.
"What is it with you and shitty long sports?" you said. Well what is it with you and Gok Wan?? Eh? EH?

Oh, how I wish I was at Lord's right now.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Haha
I don't watch Gok Wan so nur! :-P

Also I seem to remember it was you sir, that got me into the 'fairy gokmother' in the first place!! Ha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

I wish you were at Lords right now
so I wouldn't have to tear my eyes out in rage every time you post.

you awful penis.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

So, the more I post, the more likely you are to tear your own eyes out?
Good-o, carry on.

EDIT: You awful penis, ym, etc.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Look here's your boyfriend!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Just realised who you're betrothed to.
Doh!
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Not seen any of the Ashes
But I did have the pleasure of seeing Amir Khan win on Saturday.

WHOO HOO!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)