Swine Flu
I reckon I've got it.

Or, at the very least, a bit of a cold.

I'll MTFU and deal with it like a proper bloke.

By complaining to all and sundry - starting with the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:22, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you got a thermometer?
If you have tell me your temperature.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)

In the case of swine flu
you do of course have to stick the thermometer up your arse. Just having it under your tongue is no good.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:25, Reply)

That's a lie,
here on /qotw of all places.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Nonsense
Whoever heard of lies on teh interweb?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I do have a temp
I'm Hot!

Sticks thumbs up, like the Fonz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

if it's below 38 degrees then you've not got swine flu,
so stop moaning.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Could you please sneeze in the general direction of the Glos Rd?
If it's definitely swine flu. Ta.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I'll start off
At the arches by the Cat and Wheel pub and make my way up towards Horfield.

Then I'll infect Bedminster, these people deserve to be ill, they don't have/want jobs, so if I can make them snotty, so much the better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Well I have a wisdom tooth coming in
Definitely sorer than Swine Flu.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Flu doesn't feel like a cold.
If your tail hasn't gone curly, there'll be no whining here, you lightweight.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

are you sure?
are you sure?
are you sure?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I don't think you're qualified to be asking this tbfh

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

She has amazing skilz, you know.
She's studied this for twelve whole weeks.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Fairly sure.
I'm off the fags and had no more than 6 cans of Natch last night.

Something must be seriously wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I thought I had swine flu.
Turned out it was just wind.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

And such wind.
The midlands smell like pork scratchings.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I don't live in the Midlands.
That must have been Pooflake you were smelling.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I know...
I meant that that's how far the wind had swept.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

It travelled to the Midlands
it was so bad
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

TGB lives in the Midlands.
/unrelated fact.

OR IS IT?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Maybe she queefed?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)

That's just rude Al.
Maybe it was your GIGANTIC ARSE?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)