Considering it's quiet.
And yes I know I'm a sad cunt for reading it but....


Heat magazine's 'Spotted' section.

This weeks top spot.

James Corden and Sheridan Smith in the biscuit aisle of Morrisons in Barry, Wales, deliberating over a 'buy one and get one free' offer on party rings.

B3tans?
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:41, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I haven't a clue who those two are
but they get bonus points for buying party rings.
There's an expression in Greek referring to chaps who lay with other chaps; "piso glenti", or "arse party".
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

It's been a while
since I've partied with a ring.
( monkeybananaraffle, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Google is your friend hon!

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

James Corden
is the fat unfunny one out of the deeply pointless James Corden and Matthew Horne partnership. Sheridan Smith is his girlfriend - she's not a bad musical theatre actress actually, but spends most of her time on "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps". For shame.

/is ashamed I know this shit.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

No, he's just a massively fat unfunny cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

^ This
She is wasted on him. Wasted, I tell you. He looks like Stalker Boy.
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Only
fucking gays that come on b3ta read Heat.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Well I've done it with the ladies so that's ok then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

HAHA! GAYER!

Oh. You're not ashamed of it.

This is no fun anymore.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I would totally like a go on Sheridans party ring.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:21, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:59, Reply)