Oh shit!
Sorry to hear that. I had a fox in my garden a couple of weeks ago. This is going to sound odd, but I heard that male urine scares them off. So I used an old measuring jug to pee into and then marked out my garden. Havent seen the little bastard since.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What?
Why on earth didn't you just pee in your garden?
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Because my garden is overlooked by my neighbours

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

just do it at night?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Whilst shining a torch onto your cock?

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It's the best way
otherwise you might dribble on your trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Some people are so modest.
/relates
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

^This
I need to mark the boundry of my garden, so I would need to save up a really big piss and then crab walk around the edge of my uneven slopey garden whist trying to avoid stinging nettles.

People have been locked up in padded cells for less.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

This will be my new favourite YouTube clip.

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Ha Ha!
Cheers, I think that's the first laugh i've had all day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:18, Reply)

This one is excellent...
MIDGET FIGHT:
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=mRnIXnBcAAo
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Must...not...laugh...
need...good karma...for remaining chicken...must. not. laugh.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

You're allowed to laugh.
It's fucking HILARIOUS.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I still don't get whats wrong with the really little blokes legs
I presume he can't bend his knees right?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

HE?
They're not PEOPLE!
Hahahaha!
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I went to a play at teh weekend
and there was a midget playing a clarinet. And he was black. Clendrix would have had a field day.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

HAHAHA!
BEST PLAY EVER.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

A black midget?
Truly ace.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Watch that video ^^^

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)