Idiot people who drive slower because it's night time.
And the pet shop that sold me rats that had scabies.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No way?
Poor beasties. They on Ivomectin now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Yeah,
So that'll sort 'em out.
The pet shop is gonna get a visit next week, for sure.
If our ones had it, chances are all of theirs do, so they need to be told. And I'm gonna strongly suggest they give me free stuff or money towards vet fees.
They shouldn't be selling animals that aren't well.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Good luck with that.
I got a rabbit from a pet shop once - never again - had an abscess which came up a day after I got him, took him to the vets and they said it was the pet shop's fault as he'd been treated by them a week previously with bare minimum done to keep costs down. He then developed a head tilt and had to be put to sleep one week later.

I told the pet shop and they really didn't give a shit. I wasn't trying to get money out of them, just make them see that housing different breeds together was a bad idea when they hadn't been litter mates in such a small space. NOTCUTTS garden centre in High Wycombe, Bucks are utter utter cunts of the highest order.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

That's fucking awful.
I'm gonna see what I can do, not expecting to get anything, but I'm gonna register my disapproval.

On the plus side, we found out through the vets about a breeder of fancy rats in the area, so that's good for the future!
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Excellent. I used to belong to a yahoo group for fancy rats when I had mine. Lost touch with them now
but there's lot of reputable breeders about. I know a girl who breeds Ruby Eyed Siamese Rex's, and Burmese Dumbo's.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

The rats are the most fun pets I've ever had, so glad we got them!
Although I'm gonna be getting a Chameleon from a mate who's moving soon, which is gonna be great!

You know anything about the hairless fancy rats? Are they a bad idea?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

They're wonderful aren't they? I loved mine dearly
Wear a hoodie and put monkeynuts in the hood and parker pocket bit. See how smart they are.

Nope, nothing about them. I know that most chameleons are vicious cunts though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Yeah, this one is
A moody bastard, but I kinda like it.
Although it gave me the Fear horrifically when I was wrecked on absinthe once.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

They can inflict serious damage if they're in a bad mood
very nice to look at and all, but I wouldn't want one myself.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:37, Reply)

Depends on the species.
This one's a Panther Chameleon, so not huge, but not tiny.
I've been bitten by him before, and it wasn't bad at all. Just a strong squeeze.

the same mate has a Spiny-Tail Monitor. If that bites you, you seriously know about it.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)

What - no 'I bought this parrot once' replies?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

What do you care if they've got scabies
you're only going to stick them up your arse.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Oh fuck off
Scabies are zoonotic you idiot. Everyone knows gerbils are where its at anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Hmmm...
I can see you were trying to make a joke, but you missed out the "being funny" part.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I know,
I think it has something to do with me being sober after 10.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Riiiiiiight, that must be it.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

You can sarcastically reply to me all you want,
I'm not going to sleep with you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

That's because she's not gay.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

zingity zing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Oh shame
But I so enjoyed it when you were trying to put your arm around me ALL FUCKING NIGHT at the bash. SRSLY.

Now I'll never feel your soft clammy touch. Sads.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

well stop desperatly trying to get a rise out of me then,
it's getting boring.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

I don't have enough viagra :(
You can sarcastically reply to me all you want,
I'm not going to sleep with you.
(PsychoChomp is the mind killer., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:12, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

That's not trying to get a rise out of me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Yep,
how many of your remarks have I had to ignore before now?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

STOP THE PRESS!
I've got a gig.
This causes for much excitement.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

You don't have to referee us,
we're grown ups.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Act like it then.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

are you sure you're not a teacher?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Not yet.
But I will be.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Awesome
when and where?

EDIT: Also, while I remember, since we sell reptiles and such where I work, we also sell odd looking grubs, worms and crickets should you need any when I see you at various bashes. Let me know a couple of days ahead or I'll forget, but I can certainly pick some up for you if it's easier than schlepping somewhere.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

Bishop's Stortford,
15th August, 14:30, I think.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

I'm doing something then
Can't remember what as I'm a bit shit like that, but know I'm doing something. Besides BS is a cunt to get to, so I shall respectfully decline, but hope it all goes well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Shit, it's bugging me that I can't remember what I'm doing then now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Who's making you ignore them
stop being such a bitter cunt because I wasn't interested in you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

I have no idea what to say to that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

WINS
Fuck off back to talk
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

What an epic victory.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)

Not really. A rather minor one I feel
Ho hum, I think I'll go to bed now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)

last word

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Immature?

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Yep

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

I'm sober.
And it's after ten.
But I was still drunk when I got to work this morning, so I'm having an easy night.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I have no mixers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)