Hurrah!
There are so many dolescums on b3ta now that hopefully this will help them get back to work.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:28, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Kaol will be brilliant at this when he leaves his current place of employment.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)

i haz nyoo carer path :-P

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

You'll be brilliant.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Stop bullying /qotw!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)

They don't see it as bullying.
They see it as good career advice.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Can't they get work as dancing bears in Eastern Europe?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Some of them seem to have a problem growing enough hair.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)

What you talkin' 'bout
Clendrix!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)

*sniggers*

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I'll get you
You little sniggering monster you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

*hides in bathroom with facial wax strips*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)

With you there, darling.
Maybe there could be some sort of donation scheme.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Now there's a cunning plan......

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I suspect this contravenes the PFRA's guidelines.
now if the retards were secondary fundraisers....
this could work.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Well, you're the expert...

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)

I can haz jobz noe?
Aw pleez.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)

i cant open that its "tasteless"
i bet im missing a right treat
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)

It's a collection of the best ever clips of "you've been framed?"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)

:(((
only 3 hours til hometime clickytime
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I can hire a retard but I can't hire a gigolo?
ah, same thing I suppose
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I'm sure you could hire a male escort
it's the same thing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Why can't you hire a gigolo?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Hurry up and answer.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Do you want to get gigoling, or something?

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

*jiggles*
What?
( Captain V, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

You're like a half-set jelly in a human skin.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

it was a joke
besides, who actually admits to hiring a hooker?
I certainly wouldn't tell you bunch of wankers
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Are you scared it would make us wank more?
Is this even possible?
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

adfkgjnsdkgnsdfg
dgsdfgksdng

[Mashing face against keyboard to avoid removing my hands from my penis]
( Captain V, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Got the hang of that rather quickly!
Brackets and everything
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Clever Catface!
*considers stroking V*

*decides against it*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

It can be our little secret...

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I like your war paint
very nice
how much?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

How much you got?
Edit - will work for upwards of 27 pence
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

oh something like $12.45 I think

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I think thats still more than 27p
Isn't it?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

£7.58

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Result!
That might even pay for the flights
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I don't get the joke though
I can hire a retard but I can't hire a gigolo...
but you can hire both those things, that was kind of the point of that website.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

the point of that website was to hire them to obtain money for your charity, which it quite clearly states within the first two sentences
I was talking about the inability to hire a gigolo yesterday
which leads to 'I can hire a retard but I can't hire a gigolo'
all in all you're just reading too much into the post
taking it all too seriously, etc etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Come on now this is the internet
Serious fucking business.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)

if this is the internets, how will I evah cope in real lifes?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)

re: Hookers
You gotta hire 'em, if you want to kill 'em.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

full refund if I'm not satisfied?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

no sense killing 'em
if you're not gonna rob 'em.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)