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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think I must have missed all of those moments
( , Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

with mine because I'm the only woman that will talk to you and you have started thinking up bizarre sexual acts you would like to do with me?
( , Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I have never mentioned performing bizarre sexual acts on you, so I think that's a little bit of a freudian slip there. It's okay, don't be embarrassed, lots of women have been know to get all fizzy when I'm nearby, there's no shame in it.
But I'm afraid I do have to inform you that, as a soon to be married man, you're going to have to settle for frigging yourself off in front of me.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

how ever will i cope i just dont know what i am going to do oh no i have already lost the ability to capitalise the world may very well be ending or at least my world.
please somebody hold me
( , Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I get to fondle your hair one last time this way
*fondles*
*gropes*
( , Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)
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