If you could wake up and spend the day as another B3tan, then who would you choose?
I would like to wake up as The Grammar badger and for a whole day I would know where to put my apostrophies.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:14, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aww thanks :D
I'd like to wake up as Al. I'd commit loads of crimes and get him locked up forever and the next day I'd wake up as me again and mock Al for being in prison HAHAHAHAHAHA
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)

althegeordie
I already have a big bum, but it'd be nice to see what it feels like to have a gigantacock.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Sorry
Al is a gigantacock, he doesn't have one though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Ooops!
I must've been reading LIES on the internet.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I have quite small willy
It's bert that had a massive cock.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)

hee hee
You do do very good klevva argues with teh clungetards tho ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Awww shucks, thanks!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Do any b3tans have a lifetime supply of strawberry Yop?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Maybe
for the right kind of guy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)

A guy like me sure could apprechate a guy with such assets.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I'd probably be a certain unnamed cock picture sender
Then I could find out what it's like to fly a fighter jet and travel to the North Pole.

And HI!! *waveage*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Kaol
I've always wondered what it would be like to be a vampire. Though I suppose I'd have to spend the night as him rather than the day.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)

And if you were Kaol
you'd totally get to be my friend on facebook!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Oh yeah!
I just saw your post on my wall.
It was WELL FUNNY!
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

LOLZ!
I'm all about teh HUMURZ!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Damnit!
Now I really wish I was Kaol.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

You'l never be as cool as Kaol
Sorry, but that's just the way it is. If you try really hard you might be as cool as say, Captain V, but the trying would then make you less cool.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I totally just replied to you on FACEBOOK.

( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I used to strive to be as cool as Kaol.
But now I've accepted that a mere mortal such as myself could never reach that level of coolness.

Uncool is the way to go. You've already got it sorted, Al.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah baby!
*trigger fingers*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Gonz !!
I'd love to spend a day in the wonderful world of 90Nz0
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Just turn off spell-check.

( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:38, Reply)

naughty
*spanks*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Awh c'mon,
I laughed.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:02, Reply)