My hands smell of babies.

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You smell of LOSER

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Good lord,
what on earth are you whining about?
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

He's never done that before.
Ooooo, sorry, must be the dyslexia, I thought you said 'winning'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
*high fives*
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

*turns back*
I don't care about you anymore
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Oh!
OK then.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Like every right-minded unpeadosexual 25 year old, babys give me the fear.
Although I went to the park with my mum today and I've decided that if my landlord lets me, I'm going to get a dog.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

It will get lost in your flat.

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I'll chuck out Russ and make his room into a dog room.
It'll have slides and stuff.

Oh man, I've wanted a dog all my life (litteraly), a dog will do me such good. Plus mum said she would look after it if I go away, as long as it's only a little one.

I like those Scotty dogs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Then get one!
We can walk it in Trent Park.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

MTFU
and get a baby. Way more fun. And cutey goodness.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Plus if you kill it by accident,
You can just make another one, for free.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

And they are
A good source of food.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Exactly!

( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)