Dearest Edmund.
In light of recent comments and your proposal for immediate sharing of breast bassed assets, I have come to the conclusion that I too can not continue on this situation.

During my time as 'Gonzmund', I have recieved sevral pictures of feminin breasts, and as this was my prime objective with such a change of alias (and/or) persona, I can say it was relativly sucessfull. However, in lue of the fact that my monthly projections for breast based pictures are down this month, I can only conclude that this name change has tarnished my reputation, both online and offline.

Thus, I conclude that you disassociate yourself from me at the ealiest opertunity, by you changing your name, forthwritly.

P.S - I further require you to ciest and decist 'gaz'ing pictures of your cock to verious people on here, as as much I hate to disapoint, I fear should you continue this, I shall never get the chance to even disapoint.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I suspect you have failed to grasp the gravity of this situation.
My professional reputation, not to mention the several revolutionary medical patents I am currently applying for and, of course, my significant charity work could all be negatively impacted by your actions. If, on a personal level, you cannot see why you should immediately desist from this charade, please spare a thought for the countless sufferers of the various ailments (from cat AIDS to the dreaded Monkey Rapture) that I have cured in my spare time, but who will be unable to benefit from my genius should my patents be snapped up by Big Pharma in the fallout from an internet-based cock-gazzing scandal.

Besides, I bet you don't even have one wife.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:30, Reply)

No, I'm afraid it is you who doesn't quite understand the importance of the situation.
Although I acknoladge the good work you've done for humanity, I feel charity starts at home, and although I have inriched your reputation online by taking on such a name, I feel you have sullied mine. Although this was through no action of your own, I feel you should own up too the responcibility. You see, my online and offline persona(s)*, are not only liked, but admired, by the online comunity (and offline as a whole). It has come to my attention that the reverse is true for yourself (as to why, I can't fatherm). As such, I kindly request you disassociate yourself with my good self by changing your 'user name' within the relms of this website, before copmensation is requested on my behalf from your persons.

I also politly reffer you to the responce of Arkell v. Pressdram of 1971.




* I've got a cracking set of personailtys, btw.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Arkell v. Pressdram?
Nice fucking work, Gonz. Nice fucking work.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:46, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Although there are a few vocal malcontents who have loudly and frequently taken issue with me,
I think you have sadly misjudged the mood of the wider internet. My noble deeds and good works have made me many friends, and considering that imitation is referred to as the sincerest form of flattery then you must acknowlege that you yourself hold me in high regard. As for the offline world, I think you'll find that it would be difficult to be married as many times as I am have been without a certain degree of popularity with at least one segment of society.

In light of the expedition mentioned in your sig, however, and taking into account the unfortunate injury that has postponed my own Arctic trip, I will happily withdraw my objection once you've been to the South Pole.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:00, Reply)

Hey, it's Edmund.
How's your pole?
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:11, Reply)