Trends that piss me off on the internet.
There is a big thing going around the social networks where everyone is plugging everyone, saying things like "@me would like to thank @tim, @tom and @ben for a lovely evening" or "Paul Silver would like to thank John, Jim and James for a good time".

OK, I understand that if it's a celebraty doing it, it could help out the non-celebraty 'mates', but when it's some non-entity interneter doing it to other non-entitys, it just gets on my goat.

It's not an award's cermony, it's a bloody evening in/out.

There, I've said it, and I don't appollogize for it.

I'm also going to ask here for you lot to name some breeds of dogs that you think would be good for me; small dogs, not to yappy, not to much work (ok, I know all dogs can be hard work, but some more so than others).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:19, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

chihuahua
or something equally small and short haired
except for pugs
pugs are cunts
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

OH GOD, LOOK AT WHAT I'VE FOUND !
www.preloved.co.uk/index.cfm?fuseaction=adverts.showadvert&index=1031958840&utm_source=oodle&utm_medium=export&cs=8de733d8
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:32, Reply)

*long inhalation of breath*
aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

They appear to have lost all their feathers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I'm thinking that used to be a bed they were on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

You know what, I think you might be right?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Pug.
They're awesome.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

No breed...just get a happy little mongrel from the dogs' home.

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)

like you care

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)

They all look the same?

( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

For one thing
and for another she just doesn't care.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Why is this?
She used to care :(
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I do care.
Just not about Al because he is monstrously cruel.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

That's fair enough.
Although me and him are SUPERBESTFRIENDS on facebook now.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

That's nice, dear.

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm going now, I've gotta make a metal club with spikes on it by six!
Bye!
( Cawl, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I think I would definatly rescue one if I can.
My mum was tellin' me that you can borrow them for a couple of weeks to see how you get along before you make any commitments.

I think I'ld quite like to just keep on borrowing different dogs rather than sticking with one. I'm sure that'll help them out, and i'll be able to, for example, go away for a few weeks, without it mattering.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Why has no-one come up with a dog library yet!?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

No, you're supposed to build up a relationship, Gonz.
The dog will wee everywhere in your flat though because it will think it's outside.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

You do that too don't you?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Oh do fuck off.

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Cool, that makes sense.
I could put a kennal on the roof.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Next to Death Row?

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Apparently The Forrest isn't quite as self sufficant as I thought it would be.
=(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

don't get a dog.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Why are you saying this?

( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I don't trust him to look after sea monkeys.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Oh yes, this is a good point..
I have seen his garden.
It's a bleak landscape of death.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

get one of those Sony Aibo robot dogs
unless they shit ballbearings - that could be dangerous.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Gurl pe-lease.
www.pleoworld.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Don't get a dog

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

And Pickle too...why?
Can't Gonz be trusted?
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)

he'll feed it funky food like tinned beans with potates

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I'll have you know, that was THE BEST MEAL OF MY LIFE, EVAH, that day.
And it was so good, I recreated it yesterday, except this time I grated the cheese, and it turned into a lovely emintile cheese crisp thing on top.

You know those Ace of Cakes people? Playah' don't got no shit on me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

I think 'emintile cheese'
is one of my favourite Gonzo spellings.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Only if
you put out a request on here to think of a name for it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

This.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I named it when I was 3 years old; "Monster !"
Monster is an ace name for a pet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I want a pug
Get a pug. You mug.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Your username and sig constitute a blatant case of impersonation. ONLINE.
I would request that you immediately desist your poor imitiation of me, and by way of remuneration I would request copies of any titty pictures you have received under these false pretenses.

Should you fail to act promptly I shall have to go and get INTERNETLAWYERMAN. In my fighter jet.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I think I love you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I've heard of you.
You seem like a bit of cunt.
( Bullymia is only hated by people, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Dearest Edmund.
In light of recent comments and your proposal for immediate sharing of breast bassed assets, I have come to the conclusion that I too can not continue on this situation.

During my time as 'Gonzmund', I have recieved sevral pictures of feminin breasts, and as this was my prime objective with such a change of alias (and/or) persona, I can say it was relativly sucessfull. However, in lue of the fact that my monthly projections for breast based pictures are down this month, I can only conclude that this name change has tarnished my reputation, both online and offline.

Thus, I conclude that you disassociate yourself from me at the ealiest opertunity, by you changing your name, forthwritly.

P.S - I further require you to ciest and decist 'gaz'ing pictures of your cock to verious people on here, as as much I hate to disapoint, I fear should you continue this, I shall never get the chance to even disapoint.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:23, Reply)

I suspect you have failed to grasp the gravity of this situation.
My professional reputation, not to mention the several revolutionary medical patents I am currently applying for and, of course, my significant charity work could all be negatively impacted by your actions. If, on a personal level, you cannot see why you should immediately desist from this charade, please spare a thought for the countless sufferers of the various ailments (from cat AIDS to the dreaded Monkey Rapture) that I have cured in my spare time, but who will be unable to benefit from my genius should my patents be snapped up by Big Pharma in the fallout from an internet-based cock-gazzing scandal.

Besides, I bet you don't even have one wife.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:30, Reply)

No, I'm afraid it is you who doesn't quite understand the importance of the situation.
Although I acknoladge the good work you've done for humanity, I feel charity starts at home, and although I have inriched your reputation online by taking on such a name, I feel you have sullied mine. Although this was through no action of your own, I feel you should own up too the responcibility. You see, my online and offline persona(s)*, are not only liked, but admired, by the online comunity (and offline as a whole). It has come to my attention that the reverse is true for yourself (as to why, I can't fatherm). As such, I kindly request you disassociate yourself with my good self by changing your 'user name' within the relms of this website, before copmensation is requested on my behalf from your persons.

I also politly reffer you to the responce of Arkell v. Pressdram of 1971.




* I've got a cracking set of personailtys, btw.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Arkell v. Pressdram?
Nice fucking work, Gonz. Nice fucking work.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:46, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Although there are a few vocal malcontents who have loudly and frequently taken issue with me,
I think you have sadly misjudged the mood of the wider internet. My noble deeds and good works have made me many friends, and considering that imitation is referred to as the sincerest form of flattery then you must acknowlege that you yourself hold me in high regard. As for the offline world, I think you'll find that it would be difficult to be married as many times as I am have been without a certain degree of popularity with at least one segment of society.

In light of the expedition mentioned in your sig, however, and taking into account the unfortunate injury that has postponed my own Arctic trip, I will happily withdraw my objection once you've been to the South Pole.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:00, Reply)

Hey, it's Edmund.
How's your pole?
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:11, Reply)

Jack Russell
Their personalities would be compatible. Also I want to see if a Jack Russell could jump higher than Gonz from a standing start.

I say yes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

My parents have a Jack Russell that I love more than cheese.
And I hate dogs but really love cheese.

He's awesome.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)

If I ever get a Jack Russell
I'm naming it Gonzo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:02, Reply)

French Bulldog

because it's the dog Batman would have

dogsranch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/french-bulldog2.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

get one with a slot in the top of its head
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)