God I'm bored
I've just spent about an hour reading blogspots of the people on here. Now I'm a little depressed because you guys ramble on alot about absolute shit.

I'm posting this mainly so people get paranoid that I am judging them about their boring lives.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:20, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't have a blogspot
Instead I'm reading a python textbook in my lunchbreak while eating a liver sausage sandwich and occasionally thinking about flowcharts in visio.

Now that's what I call exciting.
( Captain V, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:21, Reply)

God you're dull

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Yep
I blame being vaguely sober.
( Captain V, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I'm sober too
it is quite shit. Yesterday though I got really really drunk then did one of those horrible sick burps but it came out my nose then I couldn't breathe and my nose got all bunged up and I sneezed abnout 20 times and then I convinced myself I was probably going to die in my sleep.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Mong nose!
( Captain V, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I really am
*sadface*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Dammit
In my head I'm singing mong nose to the Batman theme tune. This is very strange.
( Captain V, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

You're very strange
I imagine you singing it whilst dressed as a gnome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

What a nice story.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Yeah
It's also 543% more interesting that a typical blog entry
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Bloggers are evil
and probably the root cause for the demise of Western Civilization.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)

The trouble with blogging is
that only dull people with no lives have time to write things.
/sweeping generalisation
( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)

The first step on the decline perhaps
Next is Facebook status updates
The nadir is twitter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I had another FB 'friend' cull yesterday.
Hurrah for deleting people.
I wish I could do this as easily OFFLINE.
( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

You can
But you'll need a good alibi
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

And no friends
to bitch to. Or go out with.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I want to get waterproof clendrix drunk
Simply because the thought of a waterproof Clendrix tickles me.
( Captain V, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)

How very odd.
But go on then.
( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I'll only do it if you're actually waterproof
That'd probably make you wipe cleandrix...
( Captain V, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Dunno if you have noticed this V
but skin is pretty waterproof
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Not for long though
Or do you not get wrinkles?
( Captain V, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

You're especially weird today.

( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Does that mean I've looped all the way around to being normal?

( Captain V, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

What do you mean today?
He's especially weird every day.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I get wrinkles
but I still don't start filling with water
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Ha, have a look at some
big rubber cocks.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I never seem to have time or much inclination to update my blog
which has INTERESTING things on it. Possibly.

However, I am the *only* b3tan who regularly Twitters.

I love it.

I don't care how dull it is.

So nerr!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply)