OH my gawd yeah
this girl I know yeah is like totally doing something you shouldn't with someone she shouldn't because like if someone who knows the someone finds out they'll probably tell the significant someone of the someone.

It's like sooooooo totally top secret though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Rather outside of the intended spirit I feel.
However all contributions welcome. Would help if they were interesting.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I have a secret hangar where I keep my fighter jet,
and a secret wife, although I'm worried the other wife is starting to suspect.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

haha
Nice timing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Pah
Not much of a secret is it, everybody knows.

nice one
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Sorry am I supposed to make it as interesting as yours?
ok my secret is that I eat my housemates food all the time. But it's a secret so I can't actually tell you what food it was I'm afraid
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Less piss-takey
would be what I'd go for. I thought maybe there might be a few people who would like to know a little more of the Larkin death controversy. I also thought there might be a few people who could entice us with scandal; clearly I was wrong.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Wrong
ON THE INTERNET!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)