I'd like to move somewhere ghastly, like Manchester,
and build a gigantic swimming pool in my back garden. Then I would have a massive pool party, inviting all of the people in the area to it. However, the pool would be full of stong acid that would look and smell like water. They would all dive in, while I stood on a balcony overlooking the pool. I would watch as their eyes registered the burning sensation on their skin, marvel as the pleasure turned to pain turned to screaming, melting agony. Of course, those at the edges may be able to get out, but I'd pick those ones off with a few well placed land mines and dogs with big bitey teeth.

I am not mad.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no you are MICHAEL BARRYMORE
AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Will you take a cheque for your fiver?
Or would you like a chair leg rammed brutally up your bum hole?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Oh that depends
is it lubed?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Lubed? What do you think this is, *romance*?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I like to dream, Slip, I like to dream

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

This is terrible!
You can't have dogs biting people who are covered in acid, it would ruin their teeth!

*calls RSPCA*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Got it covered...
I would give the dogs a protective mouthgard. They won't really need sharpness, the acid should have mulched the flesh nicely already.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Well, as long as you've thought it through.
You could avoid the problem entirely if you just went for robot-dogs, of course.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)