Good evening fluffeh types!


I r off to Paris for the weekend next month. How are we all?
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:43, 87 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fucked off
hi
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

What's up chuck? Have a G&T.

( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Ooooooooooh *chugs*
Stupid work is fucking me off, creepy boss touched my finger earlier and I wanted to stab him in his eye with the pen I was handing him. Other boss commanding me to do various things at once and mass confusion ensues and I hate being confused :(

Have an x-rated flirtini *passes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:03, Reply)

*knocks back hard* gleeeeee.
I'm a proper lightweight, me.

I feel you on the work; I'm doing two people's jobs at the moment as my colleague is off sick and don't feel like I got anything done today since it took me all morning to clear my inbox of customer queries!

I would have stabbed your boss with the pen; seriously, if this keeps up, you need to go for him. I work with a bloke who kept cracking on to me over Facebook and asking if I liked to be spanked and now I blank him because it's the only way I don't get the urge to kill him ><
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

lets get drunk and talk about silly stuff

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah!
*dons comedy breasts*
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)

haha
*dons comedy pecker*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Hurrah!
Now, ducks. They're FUCKING HILARIOUS.
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)

I had a dream last week that I got a christmas card from Chicken Lady.
Imagine that!

HA HA HA
so fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I live 15 miles from her
and I've never met her :( sad times.
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:55, Reply)

maybe
maybe not
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I think I did see her once
but was too much of a wuss to ask!
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

you soooooo should have yelled out 'Oi! Chicken Lady!'
and seen how many people turned around
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Probably half of Canterbury!

( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Did someone say
G and T?
Yes please!

I've been to have a look at my new classroom today but I have to say I really don't know where to start.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

It's odd to go into schools in the summer isn't it?
Decorate it with b3ta memes and confuse the fuck out of them all!
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

I work at a university
and it's extremely strange without the students, although I have to say I prefer it in the holidays. No queues for the canteen, for starters...

Tonight I am eating toast and awaiting Desperate Romantics on BBC2 in order to have a righteous perv on the dark haired one. Om nom nom.

*toasts all with imaginary wine*
(berk, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

It's quite strange
I'm going back in on Thursday as Mr Bin needs to go in then anyways and I'm going to get the classroom set up then.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I was living in halls this time last year
and I hated it. The campus was also full of God-botherers for some kind of Jesus festival thing, which made it twice as odd. I didn't like how empty it was.
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Evening Gals! I has a Mojito. A Proper, homemade one. Full strength!
anyone else want one?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

I don't want it unless it's real
I think I'm going to sneek into my vacay monies tonight and go for a drink
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I wants!
Dinner is nearly ready, and it will go well with noms!
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)

sure is real Kristine...
*hands out 2 Mojitos*
watch 'em, dey is well strong. issit.
been down the unit yesterday and today, Gronzo and I. the band who used it as a practice room finally came round on saturday and shifted all their shit, G and i filled a skip yesterday and today, put up loads of shelves and lights and now i have a motorbike workshop!!! coolio!
so this evening i went down there for a couple of hours and made a new bracket for the rear hugger out of aluminium, radio on, cold drinks in the fridge etc. double cool.

sorry, just had to redress the masculine/feminine balance...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

bro
it's not real if it's not in my hand
OMIGOD IT'S NOT IN MY HAND
*cries*

why would you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

it's right here, like totally just in front of your face...
just reach out a little further...that's it...nearly there...
got it!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

where is this virtual world?
*cries*

I can't find it.
You're just trying to fuck me off even more D:
screw you guys, I'm going home
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)

please stay! and have a hug...
and another Mojito. i saw how you necked that last one!
snigger
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

*gives you the stink eye*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

is that like a stinky finger?
dirty monkey.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

name calling, eh?
creepy uncle
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

okay then...
er...
um...

another virtual Mojito?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I'd like one
but I'm at work :(
Can you save me one for later?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)

to hell with that, my dear...
here you go, double measures, just for you!
*hugs*
now get it down yer neck before the boss sees...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Ta.
Can I have another one, please?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

coming right up!
there you go, petal!
;-)
*enters creepy, patronising bartender mode*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Cheers mate!

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

so tell me...
how many of these will i need to slip you to get you utterly and amnesia-inducingly drunk?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Hmmm,
about 4! I'm a lightweight when it comes to liquor!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

cool!
2 down, 2 to go...
drink up, my dear...
mwahaha!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Yesterday I said "We can still be friends though..."
An hour ago I realised I didn't mean it. I actually meant "I don't want to see you ever again and I'm not impressed by your flashy car. Drink up and leave." What was I thinking?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Mojito?
it will help...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Yes please!
Ta luv
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

god almighty you thirsty monkey! necked that rather swiftly...
another?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Well...
At least you where tactfull. If he doesn't get the message, you can always go for blunt and truthfull.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

As long as he thinks friends means
ones who see each other sporadically and don't have sexy fun tiem, it's all good. Drink up!
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

I'm thirsty!
And yes, I think he realised there will be no sexy tiem... It's not his fault he's not right for me. I hardly spoke to him in all the time I knew him before we went out. I think I invented him a personality. Once we started conversing it was apparent it wouldn't work. He thought he was god's gift, bless. PEOPLE, ASK A LIST OF QUESTIONS BEFORE AGREEING TO A DATE! Saves time...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

thirsty?
i have just the answer...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Hello all
I've just found out that I have 14 hour shifts tomorrow, thursday and friday. My next day off is sunday and that's looking shaky. Not a good day for me today I'm afraid. How's y'all?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

have a Mojito!
we're all getting virtually pissed.
it'll help...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Ahhh, Mojito? Those are the rather tasty mint ones right?
I like them! I'm rather tempted to get un-virtualy pissed, but that might have to wait till sunday unfortunately....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

yeah dude...
minty and limey and rummy and icey.
and as strong a feck.
fantastic.
enjoy!
*passes extra large Mojito*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Nice one!
I'll take two, to start with.... :D Any chance of a white Russian for dessert?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

no cream i'm afraid...
how about an "extra special" Mojito?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

If by extra special
you mean more alcohol then bring em on!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

*fills bath with Mojito*
*adds extra rum*

there you go!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Ahhhh, now we're talking!
I'll see you on the other side of an alcohol induced coma :D. How's life treating ya anyways?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

not bad at all, fella...
Gronzo and i got the unit cleared so now i have proper motorbike workshop space, back to biking this weekend after a 5 year (penalty induced) lay-off.
been down there this evening, making an aluminium bracket for the rear-hugger. really enjoyed myself tinkering away. the fact that we've cleared so much space (loads of stuff into a skip!) and sorted out shelving and proper lighting really makes a difference.
now it's clear of rubbish we can actually get at everything! and the place is now mahoosive! 11m long x 7.5m wide x 4.8m high! and all that for £115pcm. and it's a genuine "underneath the arches" subterranean place with a big heavy metal door. a bit like something out of "Saw"...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Ahhh
Sounds cool! Looking forward to getting back to biking I take it? The amount of work you've done on that thing, should be perfect by now! I always like the creepy vibe that emptyish industrial units give off. I remember one place I worked was perfect for that. Especialy in autumn when the fog set in and the nights got longer. It was like something out of silent hill.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)

aww man, looking forward to it like you wouldn't believe!
5 years ago, whilst i wuz getting divorced, i was a bit of a naughty boy...
i had gone 17yrs without so much as a parking ticket (passed my test 2 months after my 17th birthday, after only 6 lessons, i'm 40 in september).
and then i got divorced... a long and expensive and traumatic experience.
and i got a wee bit carried away...on 2 occasions (1st time:average of 113.29mph over 3.8miles. 2nd time average of 116.55mph over 4.1miles)...on the bike...and got collared...and on the 2nd occasion my insurance had lapsed by 2 days...
i went to court and threw myself on the mercy of the magistrates. total of 17 points and £650 fine. and legal costs of £550. if it wasn't for the fact that my new partner was unemployed and was dependant on me then i would have got a 2 year ban. as it was the insurance on the bike went up from £210 fully comp to £1760 third party. which is why the bike has been off the road for 5 years! now that some of the points have gone it's come down to £280 fully comp.
saturday here we come!
and yes, i have truley learned my lesson!!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Ahh, well in some ways I guess it's lucky
that you got caught and fined as opposed to crashing. Much safer way to learn your lesson so to speak. Still, 5 years off the road must have been damn nasty! Especialy as I'm guessing you must have had to rely on public transport to get around. God knows public transport is making me think about getting a licence
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

aah no achly...
i had to choose between insuring the bike or the van (which i need for work, i'm a self-employed plumber). the van insurance went up to nearly £1500...that was the price i had to pay for not getting a ban!
and yeah, the realisation i had afterwards about the possibility of crashing gave me fucking nightmares. quite rightly so!
and now i have responsibilities i didn't used to have, so i behave myself properly...can't be a good parent if i'm a squished on!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

well at least you had the van
Though I guess it's for work so it's different. And yes, good that you didn't get squished by a juggernaut or whatever! And yeah I guess responsibilities do rather change your outlook on life. Anyway, I've got to get to bed nowish, Need some sleep for this week :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

been nice chatting!
take it easy dude!
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

That is unutterably crap.
Is it even legal?
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Nope. It's not legal.
But the alternative is that folks who can't make a cup of coffee unsupervised go without the rather desprately needed supervision and care and meds, which I reckon is probably rather less legal. Puts me in a tricky situation rather. I was going to rely on coffee mostly. :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Oh noes.
That makes it even worse somehow :( am always impressed by people who can do care work because I can't...
( Maladicta, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)

It's a bit fucking tricky at times
Especialy when you're talking behavior. It becomes hard to get past the entire "I do every damn thing for you and you attack me?" thing. But well, It's a job eh?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Ouch!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Yeah. Should'nt be too bad after this month
I should have a bit less pressure on me, more actual work and less actual training. Also, I might be getting agency staff to boss around and make me tea and such!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Utterly shattered
After a weekend in Bornemouth (airsofting was ace, now found a place in Epsom which does it in an underground tunnel complex, which sounds even more ace), followed by many hastily organised social things and an early morning docs appointment, and not likely to get proper sleep until at least sunday.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Airsofting? What is that?
And no sleep till sunday? Proplus may be your best friend this week!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Sort of like paintball, but with BB guns, and much more fun. It was my first time on Sunday, took a while to get used to it, but managed to get 3 confirmed kills on the last game by hiding in a dark part of one of the buildings. Would have had more if I hadn't tried to move, but it was that or get grenaded (one of the people I killed had spotted me, had a ton of grenades, and their team had infinite lives in that game).
Cant take much in the way of wake up stuff, on so much medication that I'm avoiding anything else out of self preservation, and caffeine gives me headaches if I have too much. Though the next couple days of no sleep are a 3 day LAN/party/bbq/games day/general hang out round a friends house, so definitely worth it
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

That's what it is? Sounds interesting
Kind of like lazerquest stuff then.... Well, yeah, meds and caffene pills don't always work well at all, so that's probably for the best, and if you're doing plenty of social stuff, shouldn't be too bad :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Like laserquest of you go with a bunch of crazy millitary people
I swear we were the only people there not in full combats. And there was a huge variety of weaponry on show (including a foam katana with a moscart (a little thing that fires out a bunch of BBs when triggered) attached). There are also flashbangs, smoke grenades, and BB grenades.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Ha ha ha!
For some reason I'm getting a mental image of that episode of spaced when Tim and Mike go paintballing....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

It's not that bad
All the people there were pretty nice, and its mostly pretty fair (considering it was our first time going and we were a bit crap). The guy with the sniper rifle (easily an extra 5 meters of range on anyone else, and very good at hiding) was rather annoying though.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Ahh, so there are different kinds of guns and such?
Sounds pretty cool realy. I might check out something like that... Sounds like a lot of fun, and I did used to love lazerquest stuff.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)

As far as I can see, if it exists in the real world, someone probably sells an airsoft version. If it doesn't exist, someone has probably made one for themselves (the TF2 minigun, the GoW Lancer, a henry hoover modified to become a flamethrower (not seen any of these, but a friend has))
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)

How does a bb flamethrower work?
Does it like, spray bb's everywhere? I'm guessing it doesn't actualy fire real flames!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

By the sound of it, it just sprays everywhere. No real flames, the worst you have to contend with are thermobaric flashbangs (very loud, wasnt silly enough to look at one as it exploded, but saw a room light up orange from the outside when one went off.), On a side note my friend once used one of those on a couple in his uni accomondaton who were being a little too noisy with each other at 2 in the morning.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Mojito?
we're all getting virtually pissed on them.
and i'm mixing them nice and strong...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Ooh, yes please!
could do with a drink!
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

have 2!
you're playing catch-up! these guys are a thirsty bunch!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Woo!
*knocks back the drinks*
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:43, Reply)

everyone okay for drinks?
i was thinking we could try neat Absinthe...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Absinthe
makes the heart grow fonder.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)

LOL!
an oldy but a goody!
you okay?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:42, Reply)