Unfortunate Name Corner, episode 743
Another to add to the list would be:

Elvis Jesus, born on Dec 23.
I guess mom just wanted to cover all her bases.

For anyone who has heard of this hotel chain:
Howard Johnson, age 22
You know this kid's mom had to have heard of the place long before naming him. It begs the question: did she name the kid after the place of conception?


Any new unfortunate names in your area lately?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:34, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There was a girl at college
called Holly Berry. No joke - poor crazy girl. Window licking mad, she was. I don't know whether it was because of the name or genetic - you'd have to be a little bit odd in the head to knowingly call your child that, surely?

Jenny Taylor always raises a smirk, and there was a lad - briefly - at school called Rick Small. First day of term, tutor called out the register... 'Small, Rick' - everyone thought she'd said small dick and it stuck. He didn't last long.
(berk, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:42, Reply)

At Uni, there was someone called Euan Kerr

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I went to school with a girl
called Harriet Smelt. She didn't.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Uh oh
I went to a school with a girl called Genevieve Shufflebottom. She kinda did.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

I was prepping for an audit today.
Making sure that files were up to date and stuff. Bear in mind I work in rural regeneration; the name of the guy on the audit notification letter was... Tim Burr...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Dammit, I thought that said Evil Jesus for a second.
I was once introduced to a Drew Peacock. Nice bloke, bit paranoid.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 3:30, Reply)