Make it a pub in Bristol.
Near my house.
And if I'm drinking again by then, make sure it's somewhere that sells cheap vodka.
I don't ask for much.

And if TGB won't give you a present, well, I'll give you one. Fnar.
(Actually, that might be too much effort.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Bristol is too far away
It'll be in London because that's where people actually are. Bristol isn't cool enough for my brithday.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Yeah
you're the Mr Freeze (Arnie version) of cool
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You come and say that to my face!
Tomorrow! When you're due to be in Bristol anyway! Yeah! That's fightin' talk!

Edit: also, you just know no one would ever travel for one of your bashes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Yea that's pretty much the reason =/

( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

AHAHAH
people travelled for my birthday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I nearly posted "yea, but nobody cool did"
*sigh*
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

You're such a loser
how do you remember to breathe throughout the day?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I send him email reminders.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I have a pneumograph to help me
The electrodes embedded in my anus remind me when needed.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

That's no electrode.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)