Do OT questions need an "alternatively"?
Surely if you don't have an answer to the main question you just won't post to that thread?

Alternatively, what's your favourite humorous t-shirt?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:59, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I agree
Alternatively, I don't.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I think it started with the "Worst Thing I Have Done With A Penis" question
Alternatively, it's because you touch yourself at night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

It's so everyone can feel included
Alternatively is how V lives at the weekend, under the name of Wench V he dons stockings and dances to Marilyn Manson
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Damn straight
Actually I'm (hopefully) going to see the Rocky Horror Show for my birthday =D
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

oh when is that so
I can NOT BUY YOU A PRESENT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

That's fine by me :p
DON'T BRING A PRESENT TO THIS BASH

I need to decide a pub soon actually...
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Oh I'm already signed up
saves me a click
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Good
Make sure you remember not to bring me a present.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Make it a pub in Bristol.
Near my house.
And if I'm drinking again by then, make sure it's somewhere that sells cheap vodka.
I don't ask for much.

And if TGB won't give you a present, well, I'll give you one. Fnar.
(Actually, that might be too much effort.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Bristol is too far away
It'll be in London because that's where people actually are. Bristol isn't cool enough for my brithday.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Yeah
you're the Mr Freeze (Arnie version) of cool
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You come and say that to my face!
Tomorrow! When you're due to be in Bristol anyway! Yeah! That's fightin' talk!

Edit: also, you just know no one would ever travel for one of your bashes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Yea that's pretty much the reason =/

( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

AHAHAH
people travelled for my birthday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I nearly posted "yea, but nobody cool did"
*sigh*
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

You're such a loser
how do you remember to breathe throughout the day?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I send him email reminders.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I have a pneumograph to help me
The electrodes embedded in my anus remind me when needed.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

That's no electrode.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)