this makes you an INTERNET WINNER
bashing your chubby paws away to a meat puppet

time to walk away from the screen and use your INHALER
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha
You're like a poor man's JMG.

I like the wild assumptions about me ONLINE. Still, I'm sure you've an athletic build and rugged good looks in real life.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Although, as much as I hate to say it, you may have a point.
I think I'll leave it here with you tonight. I can't stand much more of your baiting, I might have to have a cry.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

*WINS*
no offence forum banter etc etc
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)

/ninja edit
you must have phoned your mum for advice on how to respond to your horrible INTERNET BULLY
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

A poor man's JMG?
That's a slur against my offspring.

By the way, did somebody say something?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

hai step dad
or are you ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I'm sorry
You're confusing me with your great uncle Laryngitis Tiger. He died, you know. Left you nothing in his will on account of him having huge paws and a lack of grasp on the English language, bar the ability to spell the word "ROAR". Because that's all he said of course, in between slinking in rivers and eating his natural prey.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

oh sworry
i WISH you were my real dad though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

This really is a piss poor meat puppet
I thought you would become more entertaining over time. /FAIL
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

hi becks
*waves*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I bet you do
I'd take you over my knee every night to teach you a lesson and then feed you Werthers originals afterwards so you wouldn't shop me to social services.

Then I'd do it again.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

excellant
i'm free all day tomorrow
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)