A ton of bio oil for your stretchmarks.
And some Tena ladies for your forthcoming incontinance problems due to childbirth.
( girlinthehole, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

thanks for the lovely suggestion
they're probably on the list for next month though, as they are baby-related purchases.
( ascorbate, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Mrs Spikeypickle
used Bio-Oil- she's only 4ft 10 and had a HUGE baby bump yet no stretch marks!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I have a huge bump
and plenty of stretch marks :-( looks like a fucking road map already. it's genetic anyway, so not a huge amout can be done about it. The palmers cocoa butter stuff is quite nice, and seems to have about as much effect as the bio oil or just plain water from what I've read :-)
( ascorbate, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

now now!
Try not to sound so smug! :)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)