Calm down people
what you are forgetting is that most of our federal prisons are like high class spa resorts. It was a federal crime, and he earned a loverly vacation for his efforts apparently. Perhaps he can learn tennis while he is locked up.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He wouldn't get one of those prisons,
only the few rich who are allowed to go to prison actually get the country club prisons. I doubt there is anyone who would consider a high (or even medium) security federal prison a summer camp.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

I've been a prison guard in a max security prison
Federal is a walk in the park compared to State. Especially for the officers as there are 2 guards per inmate in fedral but more along the lines of 1 guard per 1000 inmates in most state prisons*

Still, Canadian prisons appear to be some of the cushiest I've ever researched. That is where he should have hacked.


*those were the stats 7 years ago when I left. The stats in texas are now much worse
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:15, Reply)