Well, it's fucking banging in here today, isn't it?
So why don't we have a Question of the Day? There's plenty of reasons, but here's one anyway.

What was the last thing that made you blush? I mean properly, red-faced, let-the-ground swallow-me-up blush?

Alternatively, feel free to creatively insult me or my mother, or both.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:09, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't remember the last time I did
Alternatively, your thread sucks and is making this place shitter than it already is.
( Captain V, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

^ This

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Haha!
I sooo wish I could tell you but I can't. Lets just say it involved me naked with two other people in the room.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I never blush. I don't think I have a shame gene.
If I do something embarrassing, I just giggle and accept the ribbing.
However, recently I did blush. Someone kissed me. I wasn't expecting it at that very second, although I was hoping I'd get one at some point.
Now I didn't blush because he kissed me in public (I'm a saucy mare - I even show my ankles in public). I blushed because I reacted like a big breathless girl. And he saw my reaction. So I just went *whoosh, scarlet* in miliseconds.
Then I blushed because I'd blushed.
I'm special.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:08, Reply)

This afternoon at the doctors,
we were talking about school and he asked me what the teachers thought students do when they have an extra bit of private study.
I meant to say "bunk off" but started saying "wag".
Yup. I said "wank off".

I'm real classy me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Threadsaver

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:55, Reply)

I do my best.
How's you Noel?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Good good babe.
3,500 words into writing a walking handbook - I haven't enjoyed writing this much in years!

How's you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:15, Reply)

ehhhh allright. been better, been worse.
nothing unusual happening. just slogging away, visiting doctors, making a fool of myself. the usual crap.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Put one foot infront of the other,
then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other, then Put one foot infront of the other,
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)

That's it exactly.
Nine pages of that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)