The problem though
is that it's a short lived effect, so I have to time it right. Otherwise she peaks too early and I have to fend her off because we're not in private. Then after 30 mins it wears off and she gets tired.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha!
Saucy little minx and then goes "Ah pish off gerroff am tiiiired Zzzzz".
I hope the window of opportunity is well-timed.
I have to time my alcoholz right too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

we were on the bus on the way home
after been in town on the sauce. She'd finished the night with a couple of gins, and by the time we got off the bus, she was all over me. I said "no, wait until we get in", as the house was only 100yds away.

We got in, and she said "I'll just go take my contact lenses out" and she goes upstairs.

After 10 mins, I'm pacing the living room and I go upstairs to see what's taking her so long. I found her spark out on the bed. She'd not even got as far as taking her lenses out. Fucksocks.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Aww
I love her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

"Window of opportunity"
sounds euphemistic.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)