Is there anything in the world lovelier than a kitten?
I've been sat here for 10 minutes trying to think of anything lovelier than a cute fluffy kitten, and I can't.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:43, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me!
I'm fucking ace!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Whilst you do have a certain niave charm and carry cheeks worthy of pinching.
You are, however, nowhere near as lovely as a kitten.


Sorry.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I'm torn between
nice arms and cute fluffy kittens.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Nice arms?
Does not compute.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

You know. Arms.
On a man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:50, Reply)

That's more to do with lust than generating an overall feeling of loveliness.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

They both make my insides turn to fluff
I couldn't imagine a world without either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

*imagines men without arms*
No I can't either.

At least they wouldn't be able to pinch your chips : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Or your bum...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I think people without arms
would become quite dexterous with their feet, if those Christmas cards are anything to go by.

Surely a big smelly foot in your chips would be worse than a hand?

Edit - that applies to bums as well as chips
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I'm quite partial to snails.
But you can't really cuddle them :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:50, Reply)

They aren't very playful either.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:53, Reply)

but I love them oh so much
I think I'm going to get one tattooed on my foot
still, kittens probably win
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Umm
Two kittens?
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

No wait,
Three kittens and a ball of wool.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

And a piece of paper on a string
hanging down so they can bat it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)

=D
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

A good blow job is 2.64 times lovelier than the loveliest of kittens.
This is irrefutable scientific fact.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Nope.
Sadly I'm not allowed pets in my flat though, so I have to make do with pictures like this for my fluff fix:
trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/kitten-103.jpg

Not so much this, though:
xenophilius.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/do-cell-phones-make-two-faced-kittens-like-this-one/
(berk, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)