Oh ffs
Reading the Metro this morning, there's a story about a booze delivery service called A in E being fined for, amongst other things, using "medical sounding jargon". Directly below it was a story about women's spending during the wedding season, which used the phrase "Same Dress Syndrome" twice.

What have you seen lately that's made you roll your eyes?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:10, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Also
I've got the day off, it's 9:15 and I'm in town for some shopping and half the shops aren't open yet. Idle bastards.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:14, Reply)

An optitian

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Think you need to see one
as you seem to be confusing the letters t and c. :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I know this company
I know them very, very well. We do a lot of work for them, as the guy who runs it is very good friends with my manager. Was wondering what some of the phone calls I've "overheard" were on about.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Yesterday morning
Arrive at work, it's pissing with rain and one of the janitors is watering the plants in the yard with a hosepipe. *facepalm*
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:45, Reply)

My naked body this morning.
Damn my middle-age metabolism.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)