Pain:3%
Self-doubt:96.324%
Dread:83%
In-need-of-a-haircut:99%
Tiredness:62%

I have a second interview this afternoon so I'm nervous and couldn't sleep last night, however I haven't slept through my alarm and am about to get up and go to the barbers so I'll be able to fix at least one of the above!
(bill, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good luck mate
Don't go clean shaven; nobody wants to hire a twelve year old!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

it's interesting that so many of us are on the verge of a haircut...
well, not that interesting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

It's a slow day
I watched rain man last night and was told not to "get any ideas". What sort of a person do people think I am?!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)

the kind who likes jeopardy?
or the short kind who is a cunt to his autistic brother until he comes to realise that he really does care about him and not just his own selfish wants.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Definitely the cunt
Although jeopardy is kinda cool. Where's the maple syrup?
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:52, Reply)

My haircut cycle
should be about 7 or 8 weeks.

I think it's about 7 now. But frequently I overrun, so I'm due a haircut for a significant proportion of the time.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)

I'm losing a bit of hair
I've not got as much as I used to, but the stuff I have still grows at the same rate. It would be better if I had the same number of hairs as I started with, but they only grew half as fast. Then I'd still have the same amount of hair growth, in total, but I'd have a full head of hair and only have to invest half as much time and money in barbering.

You can tell I'm a scientist.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Meh
CHCB keeps telling me that I'm going grey =/
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:53, Reply)

some utter swine pointed out the grey in my face-stubble-beardage the other day.
we were most definitely NOT amused.

but at least i have more head-stubble than he, as i pointed out.
won that one.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:56, Reply)

losing my hair is not something I have to worry about
in addition to my beard and sideburns, my hair is very close to falling into the "mop" category.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)