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(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:48, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have to admit that I laughed at first.
From another forum, don't know who the person is.

My Dad's mate (a solicitor who works from home and a very keen game shooter) has just phoned, close to tears

He has two young gundogs a 3 year old cocker and a Lab of about 18 months. He has a paper shredder in his office for important documents that he has on the floor next to his desk.
The young labrador has just put her tongue in the shredder and the end 3" of her tongue got shredded while he went to make a cup of tea

He's with her at the vets now so I don't know what will happen treatment wise yet.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:49, Reply)

My initial reaction was
I've heard that story before from two different sources, coupled with the opener "my Dad's mate" makes me think:

"Urban legend"

Ask your dad if his mate was ill after eating a burger and when it was tested they found he semen of an immigrant in it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

That's what I thought
It then came with the obligatory message at the end.

"If you do have one of these things, please don't leave it on the 'auto' setting, and only turn it on when you want to use it."
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I laughed
as soon as I read the words "paper shredder". Took me a few seconds to be able to concentrate on the rest.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I thought
"I'm going to go and read that reply"

So I did
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:10, Reply)