Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am about to spend the next two years learning about all this shit.*sighs*
I am not Slipsy. He is someone else entirely.
Shut up.
No, you shut up.
Fuck you.
*goes nuts in shopping centre with machete*
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:10,
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I once heard a local-news reader on tvreport that "the man threatened the shopkeeper with a machete".
Except she pronounced it as "Makeet"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:18,
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HaYou're going to learn about people like ME! It's been a while since I last made a word salad.
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Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:22,
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Word Saladsounds like a daytime TV quiz show.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:26,
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I am going to climb inside your headand sit there until I understand.
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thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:28,
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Oh dearI'm now imagining a tiny version of you inside my head pulling leavers and pressing buttons to drive me around.
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Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:35,
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This would bring me more joy that I could have previously imagined.(
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